Superman vs Batman Movie AKA Randomness

Me: Okay I'm sure all of you have heard of this movie coming out next year (March 25, 2016 to be exact).

Percy: Can't Wait for that

Jason: Me too bro

Percy: I know bro

Jason: You know I know br-

Nico: You're seriously wasting an update to talk about this? I'm currently being held hostage in one of you're stories.

Me: Yeah well Styx happens

Piper: I think you mean sh-

Hazel: Language!

Me: Did Cap just say language?

Reyna: That movie was amazing

Leo: Neither would win. I would win cause I'm-

Calypso: Ignore the fiery elf. And stop shipping yourself with my boyfriend.

Me: heh...

Leo: No one can resist Super Sizzled McShizzle

Thalia: wait what?

Me: Nothing! Please don't tell Artemis!

Artemis: You act like I didn't already know this.

Me: Wha?

Artemis: I'm not stupid like Apollo. And do know that if you ever get closer to the boy then you are now I will act

Me: *gulp*

Frank: Can we just get on with this?

Me: Rude..... Fine......

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So I can't stop wondering about these things about the movie:

1. Both are superHEROES why would they fight each other?

2. Gotham and Metropolis are both based off of New York. Essentially the same city so... where's the movie placed?

3. How the HADES is Batman supposed to win this fight- and don't say kryptonite. Where is he supposed to get it?

4. Batman is a human. Superman is a super powerful alien.

5. How will this even make the normal time of a movie?

My dads theory is the fight will go like this:

Superman grabs Batman. Flies into space, an ocean, a volcano etc. Batman dies. Superman ends. The end.

6. So... why is this movie even a thing? Superman wins.

7. I'm sorry really bored right now.... And barely motivated enough to watch tv. That's saying something

8. Next one shot is a second part to one I've had a lot of requests to do.

9. Besides this.... what should I update next?