Percy: idk I think you're too young to be dating

Nico: Too young to date?

Jason: Percy Why?

Nico: TOO YOUNG TO DATE!

Nico: YOU LISTEN HERE SONNY BOY

Nico: I AM FREAKING NINETY YEARS OLD

Nico: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DATE

Jason: Nico please

Nico: DON'T TALK TO YOUR ELDERS LIKE THAT!

Nico: EAT YOUR COOKIES AND FREAKING NAP

Nico: I SWEAR TO THE GODS KIDS THESE FREAKING DAYS

Nico: Got no respect for anybody