Best Friend: OMG IM READING PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS FOR THE FIRST TIME DONT TELL ME ANY SPOILERS OKAY?

Me: Gabe is his brother

Me: His mom adopted him

Me: Luke is in love with Percy

Me: Annabeth becomes a goddess

Me: Percy and Annabeth hate each other

Me: His mom marries Hades

Me: Luke kills himslef because Percy like Clarisse

Me: Grover drowns Annabeth

Me: And Percy dies...

Best friend: ................

Me: ................

Best friend: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Me: *while running* CHILL BRO I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!!!