*SCREAM*

*Percy busts down bathroom door with riptide*

Percy: What is it honey?!?!Kronos?!?! Hera?!? Gaea?!?!

Annabeth: NO! WORSE! THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE TOILET.

Percy: ...........

........

.......

*walks to toilet and squashes it with riptide*

Annabeth:*swoons into his arms dramatically* My hero!*Towel falls*

Kid:Mom are you ok-*Stares*

Percy: Ikr they're huge.

Annabeth: PERCY!*WHACKS HIM WITH TOILET PAPER*