Chapter 6: Mortals and Txt Talk

Hephaestus: Olympus TV presents a new show!

Zeus: How come I'm not in it?!

Hephaestus: You'll see >:}

Zeus: What's that supposed to mean?!

~Hephaestus has logged off~

Zeus: Hmmpf. That's a good way to leaving someone in suspense.

Thalia: Yep

Tyson: Hi everyone! Daddy gave me a break from making swords...for now

Zeus: *Zeus fiddles once again*

Chicken Nugget: How is this funny? :'(

Zeus: Just had to get a good laugh

Poseidon: Why are my kids the bad ones all of a sudden?

Zeus: Don't take this in offense, brother but I just love to hack

Thalia: Umm...Dad?

Zeus: Hold on. Can't talk. TTYL

Poseidon: I'm getting tired of your text talk

Zeus: *Sarcastic tone* Well you totally made my day! Goodbye!

~Zeus has logged off~

Poseidon: How are you Tyson?

Chicken Nugget: I'm fine. I just don't know how to change my name

Poseidon: I'll change it for you

~Chicken Nugget has changed his username~

Tyson: That's better!

Dionysus: Grandpa of the Sky caused you trouble?

Tyson: Yes.

Poseidon: Tyson. Go back to work. Your craftsmanship is needed

Tyson: Ok

~Tyson has logged off~

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: Hey you're the wine dude!

Dionysus: I am so irritated that everyone keeps saying that. You will die, mortal!

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: What?

Dionysus: A dolphin would also be good. Hmmm.

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: How did you get your name to be Dionysus? There are probably a million other Dionysus usernames

Dionysus: I have ways...

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: You're rad! Friending you!

Dionysus: No! Do you like dolphins, perhaps?

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: They're ok. I like sharks better

Dionysus: We'll see about that

Ariadne: Calm down, Dionysus

Dionysus: But...that mortal...He started it!

Ariadne: Now, now, husband. Calm

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: I'm confused, dude!

Dionysus: I could drive you mad, maybe

Ariadne: Leave the mortal alone

jkjkjkjkjkghgh: Mortal? Who are you people?

Dionysus: Be gone!

~jkjkjkjkjkghgh has logged off~

Ariadne: Good job for not harming him

Dionysus: Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't

~Dionysus and Adriane have logged off~

Hephaestus: As I was saying earlier! Olympus TV presents...

Percy: I wish I could see this

Hephaestus: ...

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