Chapter 35: The Microwave

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Roses are red

My name is not Dave

This doesn't make any sense

Microwave @o@

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Frank has posted: Yeah! Time for some chicken nuggets!

Comments (3):

Leo: Chicken nuggets? Ahahahahahaha

Frank: What? They're great

Leo: *rolls eyes* and sooo manly

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Travis: Yo peeps. Wanna blow some peeps up in the microwave?

Percy: *face palm* that was the worst pun I have ever heard

Conner: Yeah, duuuude! I'm there! *virtual high five* Annabeth, you should DEFINITELY come

Annabeth: Hmmm. Sounds like fun. I'm there

Percy: Whaaat?!

Annabeth: What?

Conner: All right! YEAH!

Annabeth: I'll be over there in five

Percy: Annabeth you can't go!

Annabeth: And why's that?

Frank: CHICKEN NUGGET

Percy: Because..you're uh...allergic to sugar! Yeah

Travis: I'm sure no one is allergic to sugar. I'm a sugarholic! Yeah

Conner: PWEEAAASSSEE Annabeth? Come on

Percy: 😡

Annabeth: 😡 Percy...

Percy: 😡

Annabeth: 😡

Travis: Whoa, guys

Annabeth: I am COMING OVER

Percy: You are not! Conner djaishdidnwhqual

Annabeth: Wha?

Travis: ...

Percy has posted: him with a black eye with a thumbs up. Caption says: You can go

Annabeth: See? It isn't that hard to say yes

~Annabeth has logged off~

Conner: or to beat him up

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"I smuggled some peeps," Travis said evilly. "I also got Leo to fix us up with a microwave."

"Yeah! Let's get this started," Conner said as he moved over to Annabeth without her noticing. Meanwhile, I crept over. I was behind the counter, spying on them. This was not great. Not great at all. They have stolen it! Stolen my treasured possession! I baby stepped closer to them. I had to play a prank.

"Let's get some juice before we get started on blowing them up," Travis suggested. They all agreed and left the room. I took my chance. I unplugged that machine but before I could take it, I heard them coming back. I screamed inside. They could not blow up peeps! It'll ruin everything! I smirked and hid in a corner. I shrunk down to a small size and just watched.

"Let's do this!" Conner shouted excitedly. He opened the microwave door and popped a peep in. He turned the dial. (Yes, the microwave was that old) and pressed start. Nothing happened. He pressed again.

"Well done, Conner," Travis groaned, "You messed it up." I smiled.

"Ooooooooo," I said. They jumped. Annabeth just stood there, unfazed by my sound. She must know it's fake.

"What's that?" Conner asked.

"I don't know. Oh no. Did you steal from Dionysus again?" Travis asked accusingly. Conner frowned.

"No." I made a banging sound and Conner and Travis left the room I guess to find a weapon. I took my chance, grabbed the microwave, and bolted out of there. Annabeth followed.

"Thanks, Frank!" she said. "I was just trying to prove to Percy a point that I could go hang out with everyone I wanted, but Conner's just so weird around me. It's like he likes me..." she pondered that for a moment and shrugged. "Well, not like that's the case. Glad you could get your microwave back after they stole it." I looked at it.

"Well, it doesn't work that well, but it's still cool and I didn't want it to be completely destroyed anyway," I said. "See ya later."

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Percy: How was your date? 😤😡

Annabeth: What?!

Percy: It's obvious you like him

Annabeth: I wish I could slap you right now

Percy: Soooo...it wasn't a date?

Annabeth: NOOOO

Percy: WOOOOO HOOOO!

Annabeth: ... ?

Percy: 😳 I mean, cool

Conner: I was wondering, Annabeth. Could you go out with me?

Annabeth: 😑

Percy: 😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤 OH NO WAY

Frank: Chicken nugget, anyone? 😳