Chapter 28: iPercy

Leo: Check out my new iPercy!

Percy: @o@ What?!

Leo: Uh. Duh. An iPercy. Your newest product.

Percy: I don't have a product

Leo: Well, apparently you do.

Travis: My new iPercy is awesome!

Leo: da bomb!

Clarisse: Why would you get a stupid iPercy? I mean, Percy's the equivalent to toilet scum.

Percy: Hello? I'm still here! Earth to Clarisse!

Leo: You mean Gaea.

Percy: What?

Leo: Instead of Earth.

Percy: *face palm* You know, just stop.

Leo: Ok.

Percy: Who even started iPercy?

Leo: Well, you know. Annabeth and I maybe...started it

Travis: You guys started it? I got it at Walmart.

Percy: Walmart?! You pitched my product to Walmart?!

Leo: So now it's yours?

Percy: Well yeah.

Clarisse: How does iClarisse sound? :}

Leo: Awful.

Travis: It only sounds good with Percy's name.

Percy: 😎 Yeah.

Clarisse: Shut up.

Travis: I really think Clarisse doesn't sound good with anything... Clarisse and Ares. Clarisse and Chris

Clarisse: Chris?! How dare you, you punk!

Leo: Oooh.

Clarisse: I'm going to beat you up!

Travis: Well, that's the only thing you're good at.

Leo: Fight, fight, fight!

Clarisse: We're online, idiot.

Leo: *sarcastic tone* Nooooo

Travis: Where's Percy?

Percy: Hey. I'm texting on my new iPercy! Woo!

Clarisse: Punk.

Travis: The first video I'm gonna post is Dionysus scratching his butt.

Percy: Too late, Travis. Already did.

Travis: Centaur poop! Seriously?

Percy: Yep.

Leo: That video is awesome, Percy!

Percy: irk

Leo: Toads.

Zeus: Yeah! You got on to my text talk!

Percy: *face palm*