Chapter 13: Misunderstanding

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Hermes: Very important news!

Aphrodite: Is it gossip?

Hermes: Yes

Aphrodite: Let's hear it

Hera: Yeah

Hermes: Artemis is dating Dionysus!

Ariadne: Say what now?

Aphrodite: I would've known about that, Hermes

Hermes: I heard it from Martha and George.

Hera: Your pet snakes?

Hermes: well. They said they heard it while I was delivering Dionysus his package

Apollo: Hold the phone! Hahahahahaha. Get it, Hermes? You're always on the phone. Anyways, Artemis broke her pledge?! Dad won't be happy. I will think of a haiku

Hera: No thank you, Apollo. Zeus will want to know about this if it's true

Zeus: you called?

Hera: Hello, dear. Hermes told me something crazy

Zeus: Yes. I read.

Hera: Let's see what Artemis says

Artemis: Hello

Hera: Are you, perhaps, dating Dionysus?

Artemis: No! What a dreadful god! Why would I date him! I keep telling you, I pledged never to marry!

Ariadne: Dreadful god? Are you calling my husband dreadful?

Artemis: Sorry, Ariadne, the truth came out.

Dionysus: Who would ever think I'm dreadful?

Artemis: Me

Percy: Me

Dionysus: Stay out of this, Polly Johansson

Percy: Ok. Look. My profile name says Percy. PER-CY, not Polly.

Dionysus: Whatever.

~Dionysus has logged off~

Hera: So you aren't dating?

Artemis: Of course not!

Zeus: Good

Artemis: Who told you such a thing?

Hera: HERMES

Hermes: Hey! Martha and George told me!

Artemis: You really think they told you that? *face palm*

Martha & George: Or did we? ...

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