Q&A
Me: How is it being the Third Wheel?
Leo: Man, it's horrible! Lovey dovey moments, flirting in front of you... Just Today Jason and Piper started making out- in front of me! But the worst part is waiting and waiting and waiting for them to get together-
Percy: IKR??? Same with Frank and Hazel! Like, everyone knows you like each other! I felt like pushing them together in the forum sometimes...
Grover:
Grover: Really.
Grover: You want to talk to me about third wheeling.
Grover: Me.
Grover: I third wheeled Percabeth
Percy: What's that supposed to mean???
Grover: PERCABETH!
Percy and Annabeth: So?
Grover: You guys were -in fact are- unbearable!
The rest of the seven: We agree.
Piper: Yeah! You guys are like that old married couple that everyone hates, but loves at the same time... Perfect for each other!!!
Percy and Annabeth: Really? *smiles*
Grover: See! You're even doing that thing where you talk together!
Piper: Awwwww!!!
Grover: You guys have no idea what it's like being the third wheel! First of all, they took FIVE YEARS to realize they're made for each other! FIVE FREAKING YEARS!!!
Grover: When they were 12, they literally argued over EVERYTHING. I mean, EVERYTHING!
Annabeth: It's not my fault he never admits I'm right!
Percy: What about when I'm right??? You never say anything then either!!!
Annabeth: But you're never right!
Grover: SEE??? They still do it!!!!!!! Then, when they were 13, they became besties-
Percy: Grover, since when do you say 'besties'?
Grover: I do, okay???
Grover: It could not be more that obvious Percy liked Annabeth when they were 14. Annabeth was kidnapped by Atlas' goons-
Annabeth: *wince*
Grover: And Percy defied ALMOST ALL THE RULES JUST TO SAVE HER! Heck, even APHRODITE knew they liked each other!!! APHRODITE LOOKED LIKE ANNABETH TO PERCY, FOR F*CKS SAKE! And when Annabeth was offered to become a hunter of Artemis, Percy hated it. AND THEY STILL DID NOT GET TOGETHER!!!!!!
Percy: Wait, how did you find out about the Aphrodite thing???
Grover: WORD TRAVELS, OKAY???
Percy: *meek voice* O-okay...
Grover: THEN, LIKE THE THICK-HEADED DOPE HE IS, PERCY BROUGHT RACHEL INTO THE PICTURE!!!!!
Rachel: Hey! I agree though. That was pretty stupid...
Percy: :(
Annabeth: How dare you call me stupid, Dare?
Thalia: Really Annabeth, really? You knew Percy liked you because he didn't let you join the hunters and you still didn't ask him out... or even talk to him...
Grover: AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? IT WAS SO OBVIOUS ANNABETH WAS JEALOUS, LIKE YOU COULD SEE IT ON HER FACE!!! THEY EVEN KISSED IN THE LABYRINTH, FOR F*CKS SAKE!!! KISSED, I TELL YA!!!! AND THEY STILL DID NOT GET TOGETHER!!!!!!! FOR ANOTHER WHOLE FREAKING YEAR!!!!!!! I WAS SO ANGRY!!!!!
Annabeth: I thought he liked Rachel...
Grover: HOW ANNABETH?????? HOW???????
Grover: BY THIS TIME, THE ENTIRE CAMP KNEW THEY LIKED EACH OTHER!!!!! BUT THEY DID NOT SEE IT!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO KNOW YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT?????
Grover: I OUTRIGHT TOLD PERCY ONCE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE LAUGHED AT ME.
Grover: HECK, PERCY HAD TO TURN DOWN IMMORTALITY BEFORE HE REALIZED HE LIKED HER!!!!
Grover: WE HAD TO THROW THEM UNDERWATER FOR THEM TO FINALLY REALIZE THEY LIKED EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grover: AND, WHEN THEY GOT TOGETHER????? OH. MY. GODS-
Percy: Wow Grover... Oh My Gods??? Really???
Grover: YES! IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING!!!!!! THEY WERE SO LOVEY DOVEY IT WAS GROSS!!!!! PERCY WAS TEACHING SWORD PRACTICE ONCE, AND ANNABETH SAYS
"That move is wrong, Seaweed Brain"
SO PERCY GRABS HER WAIST, PULLS HER CLOSE, AND WHISPERS,
"Really Wise Girl? You're gonna teach the sword instructor moves?" SO ANNABETH RAISES HER EYEBROWS AND WHISPERS BACK
"Please. I could pin you in seconds" SO PERCY GOES
"I dare you."
AND IN SECONDS, HER DAGGER IS AT HIS THROAT, AND SHE'S ON TOP OF HIM. SO, HE PLUCKS THE DAGGER OUT OF HER HAND, PULLS HER BY THE WAIST, AND STARTS MAKING OUT WITH HER!!!!!!!!! IN FRONT OF 10 TO 12 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO EXPLAIN IT TO CHIRON AND MR. D WITHOUT THEM GROUNDING PERCABETH FOREVER???
Grover: SO PLEASE, DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE HARDSHIPS OF THIRDWHEELING, BECAUSE I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE. PERCABETH TOOK SO LONG TO BECOME A COUPLE I WANTED TO SMUSH THEIR LIPS TOGETHER!!!!!!!! WHO TAKES THAT LONG TO REALIZE THEY LIKE EACH OTHER???????
Percy: Uh... I'm sorry?
Grover: *seethes*
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