Hercules vs. Percy
Dedicated to jgirlhgirl
Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the big three!
Percy: Yeah, me too...
Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what mean. My mom freaked out when I did that...
Hercules: I fought the Nemean lion.
Percy: No way! Same! I was like, 14?
Hercules: I fought a hydra!
Percy: Dude, same!! Although I couldn't have killed it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis's scared deer!
Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't my thing.
Hercules: Oh...well...ahhh...I fought this massive boar once...
Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend! Couple days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean a stable that hadn't been cleaned in Thousands of Years!
Percy: Riiiiiiiiight... I heard a nymph helped you with that? I did it with my own powers *Raises eyebrows*
Hercules:
Percy: Dude, I could go on allll day
Hercules: I fought AMAZON'S
Percy: Been there
Hercules: The minotaur
Percy: Done that
Hercules: Uhhh... I've been to the Underworld!
Percy: I'm tired of that place! Been there like, 4 Times!
Hercules: Uhhh...
Percy: We done here?
Hercules: *Triumphant grin* I was offered IMMORTALITY!
Percy: I turned mine down for this girl I liked...
Hercules: *jumps off a cliff*
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