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Percy Jackson has updated his status: Hiiikikkkiii8iiiiiiiiiiii!!

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Jason Grace: Is he-?

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, he's drunk alright...

Piper Mclean: But I thought you two went on a date to Portachini's?

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, but it turns out our waiter was a disguised teenage guy who was spiking everyone's drinks...

Hazel Levesque: But you're fine, right? I mean, I hope...

Annabeth Chase: Yeah... I knew something was wrong with the water instantly. I tried to warn Percy, but he being the Seaweed Brain he is, said "I know more my element than you do, Wise Girl!!" But, since he hasn't had tequila before, he just assumed it was scented water and drank it...

Piper Mclean: Couldn't he see??

Annabeth Chase: It was pretty dark...

Percy Jackson has changed his name to Pervy chavee.

Pervy chavee: HEHEHHEHESAHH NOW I HAEV TEH SMAE LTAS NAME AS UUUUUUUU!!!

Annabeth Chase: MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!

Leo Valdez: He is sooooo gone!!! It's funny!!

Pervy chavee: Who? Who?? I thiygot hey son frlaes hant coome yet.

Frank Zhang: Did he just watch-?

Annabeth Chase: Yes, he just watched Maze Runner...

Nico di Angelo: Bahhahababababahhajahaha!!

Hazel Levesque: I didn't know Perseus Jackson could be so irresponsible! He should not drink until he is like, forty!

Leo Valdez: Wow... Did Hazel just use 'like?'

Frank Zhang: So? You have a problem with that??

Leo Valdez: N-No Sir!

Percy Chavee: Ey Annebeh, y is teh rom sriwling??

Leo Valdez: Wait a second, 'Pervy' ??? Bahahahahahahaha!!! Pervy Jackson!! OMG LOL!!

Piper Mclean: So no one else noticed his name is 'Pervy Chavee' a.k.a. 'Percy Chase'

Travis Stoll: Annabeth!! *wiggles eyebrows*

Annabeth Chase: Yeah so? That's my last name. Bound to happen.

Annabeth Chase: Wait, what?

Jason Grace: 0.o

Piper Mclean: O.o

Frank Zhang: O.o

Hazel Levesque: *faints*

Leo Valdez: Ohhhh Annie-Beth!!!

Me: Well, there's some info you shippers didn't know!!

Me: Whoops!

Frank Zhang: Umm... Who was that??

Pervy chavee: U gys hav to coome n sea thi!

Leo Valdez: *snickers* See what?

Pervy chavee: I stoe Annbet bra! The one seh wsa weaaaring!

Annabeth Chase: *covering chest* I know that!!

Leo Valdez: Bahhhahahahahahahaha!! And how did you do hahahhahaha that?

Pervy Chavee: V wrer macing out, n I unkalsp hr bra, n take it n run awy!! U hav 2 coom se!!

Sally Jackson: Yes, I'm coming, and when I reach, you better not be drunk...

A/N: So, I know it's short, but it's part one. There are some things I need to tell you, questioneers!!

1) The next chapter can be ethier a one shot of the date, or Part 2, you decide.

2) I might not update until Sunday, cause I have a lot of things coming up. You can freely spam the comment section of I don't update after Sunday.

3) Can we try and get this book to 225 reads?? Please??

4)Remember, first commenter gets a dedication!!

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