Percy: Can I drive?

The rest of the seven: NO.

Frank: Well then, I'll drive. I need practise anyway.

Leo: I call shotgun!

*Hazel sits in the front seat*

Leo: Hazzzzell!! I said I called shotgun!

Hazel: So take the gun.

Leo: What? No!! I want to sit shotgun!!!

Hazel: Why would you want to sit on a gun??

Leo: What?? I said shotgun!!

Hazel: And I said take the gun!!

Leo: Ugh! Forget it!

*Percy and Annabeth climb into the seat right behind Frazel*

*Piper and Jason sit in the seat behind Percabeth*

Leo: Well... Which couple's car ride should I ruin...

*Percy and Annabeth inch  towards each other, grinning madly*

Leo: Uh oh! I cannot have another Percabeth make out session!! Looks like I'm sitting in between you guys!! You're the lucky winners!!

*Plonks his scrawny butt in between Percabeth*

Annabeth: Hazel I'm cold... Can you pass the blanket?

Hazel: Yeah sure... *Opens drawer* Here you go! See Leo? There's no gun here!

Leo: Hazel I never wanted a... never mind. 

Percy: Wise Girl pass it here too!!

Annabeth: Why?? I deserve it!!

Percy: Since when??

Annabeth: Oh yeah? What have YOU done to deserve it??

Percy: I can think of a who ;)

Piper: *throws pillow at Percy*

Frank: LEO MAKE SURE HAZEL HASN'T HEARD ANYTHING!!

Hazel: *giggles*

Annabeth: OH MY GOD PERCY JUST TAKE THE BLANKET! *Throws blanket at him*

Percy: *Blanket lands on his head* *muffled voice* Thanks, Beth... I'll give you half, okay?

*Gives it to Annabeth*

Annabeth: Percy, what you gave me was barely enough to cover a guinea pig...

Percy: HEY!! I NEED MORE BLANKET THAN THAT, YOU KNOW??!!

Jason: You're not a guinea pig...

Annabeth: *bursts out laughing* 

Percy: IF YOU ARE GONNA MAKE FUN OF PERSASSY YOU WILL LOSE YOUR BLANKET SHARING RIGHTS!!

*Pulls all the blanket away from Annabeth*

Leo: Now I don't have any blanket!!

Percy: *Pulls all the blanket back*

Annabeth: OH NO YOU DON'T MR. JACKSON!!

Percy: OH YES I DO MRS.JACKSON!! *Protectively holds blanket*

*Everyone is silent, staring at Percy.*

Percy: What?? *Leaves blanket in confusion*

Annabeth: *Snatches the blanket back*

Percy: Oh no you don't! 

*Pulls at the same time as Annabeth, blanket is torn apart*

Hazel: Guys, I just found another blank- hey, would ya look at that...

Percy: 2 minutes ago... you could have told us two minutes ago...

Annabeth: Well, I guess you and I will have to share aga-

Leo: NO! SHARE IF YOU WANT BUT I CANNOT SIT BETWEEN YOU GUYS!! *shakes  threads out of hair* ANNABETH, SCOOCH! YOU GUYS MAKE OUT ALL YOU WANT!

Percy: What set him off?

*30 minutes later*

Percy: Annabeth!! Annabeth!! Annnnnnnnnnnabeth!!!! Stop reading!!

Annabeth: Percy shhhhhhhh!!!

Percy: Turn on the radio!! It's the only way to get her to stop reading!!

Annabeth: Fine, I'll stop! But only for you...

Percy: Which is a very noble cause...

Leo: That's my line!

Percy: I still want the radio on... Can you turn it on Hazel?

Hazel: Radio??? In the car??

Percy: Annabeth, can you turn it on??

Annabeth: Why?? Can't you do some work??

Percy: I can make you do some ;)

Frank: Percy no! Ugh! Annabeth just turn it on before he makes more 'jokes'!

Annabeth: *Moves in front* *Turns on radio* 

Radio: This Girl Is-

Everyone but Leo: NO!!!!

Leo: This my jam!! *Makes fireball* On FIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Piper: Leo no!!!

Percy: *sighs* I got this...

Percy: *Douses Fire* Every time we go for a road trip...

Piper: Oh great!! You burnt the seat!! 

Jason: So, what's new?

Leo: Why you so hard on the Mcshizzle??

*Even Later*

Piper: Oh Yeah? Can you fit this in your tool belt?

Jason: And did you know that- Piper, are you even listening to me??

Piper: Huh? Oh yeah, yeah. I so am!! Something about- I bet you can't fit this! *Hands huge bag to Leo*

Jason: Piper whose girlfriend are you??

Piper: Gah!! I could never be Leo's girlfriend!! He's way too annoying!!

Leo: Really feeling the love, man.

Jason: Then listen to me!! Don't you wanna know about the place we're going to??

Piper: You're not an Athena kid!!

Piper: Why can't we be cute like them?? *Points to Percy and Annabeth*

Jason: We can be cute! *Throws pillow at Piper, hits her eye*

Piper: OW!

Jason: Sorry sorry sorry!!

Piper: *Sighs* *Cuddles up to Jason* 

Leo: Bye!!!! 

Leo: *Turns ahead* *Sees Percabeth Making out* *Misses Calypso* *Shakes head* *More blanket threads come out* *Sighs* *Sees them making out again*

Leo: *Turns behind* On second thought, Hi again!!

Piper: *Put finger to lips* 

Piper: Jason is sleeping!! *Strokes his hair*

Leo: No sh*t beauty queen...

Piper: Just keep quiet!!

Leo: *claps loudly in front of Jason's face*

Piper: Leo!! What are you trying to do!!

Leo: Can you not see?? I'm trying to wake him up!!

Leo: *Dangles feather in front of Jason's face*

Piper: Leo n-

*Lightning strikes, Leo moves to the side, car split into two, The back of Frank's hair is shaved off*

*Everyone gets out*

Jason: Wha- What happened??

Piper: Oh, you know, the usual, Leo tried to wake you up, so you strike him with lightning...

Jason: WHAT??

Piper: Oh, don't worry, he's fine...

Frank: Now, if that's good or bad, I'll let you decide.

Leo: Go easy on Mcshizzle, man!

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