Percy: OH GODS, NO!
Leo: YOU HAVE JUST DOOMED US ALL!!!
Me: What, u guys don't like poetry? *evil grin*
Percy: *wailing and running around like a maniac*
Apollo: *speeds down from Olympus*
Apollo: *bursts into Poseidon cabin*
Apollo: DID SOMEONE SAY, HAIKU!?
Percy: *bawling in the corner*
Leo: NOOOOO, THE END HAS COME!!!
Apollo: You know, that would make an AWESOME haiku line!
Percy: *sobbing even harder*
Me: *puts in ear plugs*
Leo: *runs out of the room*
Apollo: THE END IS COMING,
I PERSONALLY BLAME HERA
THANKS A LOT STEP MOM!

And this, children, is why Apollo was turned mortal. And why Annabeth was smiling so much today.