Hey Guys! Yes I understand that this is getting annoying but TBH that's the reason I keep doing it. I am doing one if those cliche things were they grew up together and slowly fell in love with each other so DEAL.

(WARNING: SUGGESTIVE LANG, FLIRTING, FLUFF, POSSESIVENESS, SWEARING, OCTAVIAN×LUKE LOVE) I SHIP it so hard I'm not even sure why but yeah be warmed there will be mentioned parts of Luktavian.

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Percy is 5, Nico is 1

Percy knew he was supposed to be asleep but he was to excited.

His mommy had a friend, Aunty Maria, who always visited. But lately she had been getting round.

Not fat, because her ankles looked the same, just her tummy. It was getting so big and honestly, Percy was really worried that she swallowed a basketball.

Because he cared for her, he had asked what was going with her.

"Did you swallow a watermelon seed? Is it really growing inside you now?"

Sally glared at her son but it went unnoticed by him. He was to busy trying to look for green stripes on her legs (that's all he could see without climbing on her)

Aunty just laughed. He didn't know why though. It was an honest question, most people don't survive The watermelons because the animals keep trying to eat them. That's what Thalia said anyway.

"No gattino, I am just pregnant" she was still smiling at me.

"How does being the head of the country make you round? Do politicians really swallow governments funds?" That made so much more sense. But he was upset he wasn't invited to vote or even the ceremony. Percy always kept his suit at the back of his closet in case of special events.

She laughed harder at him along with his mommy.

They later explained (after they stopped laughing) that, no she wasn't President just Pregnant, meaning she was about to have a baby.

A whole new baby was going to just pop out of her like microwave popcorn. But only blue cheesy popcorn! Otherwise Percy wouldn't eat it.

That had been some months ago.

He was really excited to meet the.

Aunty said she could let me see him when she started work again.

Percy wasn't sure how long that was but he did know that aunty Maria was here now and she was holding something, but he couldn't tell what from the gap in the stair banister.

He decided to try waving at it. If it was human then it will obviously wave back. All humans had manners, after all.

Nothing. Just a weird giggling sound.

Maybe babies weren't human.

That made so much sense. They were unrealistically chubby, they always slept, seemed to only show emotions by crying or spitting everywhere and, yet despite all this, captured the attention of any and every body with the chubby cute charm they posses.

Percy only realised that he was in front of the baby when it spat in his face. He hadn't realised the description was from his imagination, he really had just stood there and described a baby without memory of moving. It was probably more baby alien powers.

Since he was already here.. He might as well.. Just poke it. To see what it feels like. Right now it's eyes are shut meaning it's asleep so it's the perfect time-

"Percy, what are you doing?" His mom asked.

"M'gonna poke it." He summarised

"Did you ask aunty? And why are you out of bed" she said just realising his whereabouts.

"Hush Sally, he can hold him for a minute and then be put to sleep" aunty looked at me "Do you want to hold him, gattino?"

After nodding hastily, Percy was handed the little thing.

It felt heavy yet safe on his arms. Like a ball of love or joy packed up in a cloud. Up close, it was almost angelic. The cute little tufts of hair at his head, chubby smooth pink cheeks, a teeny tiny button nose, a tiny pair of lips that seemed to be moving while it's  chubby baby fingers moved and wiggled around.

Yeah. Percy decided that this baby seemed cute enough to be classified as a cute baby but, he had seen better. Like those babies on the diaper advert that look up with those huge doe like eyes, normally in a breath taki-

Percy world stopped.

The baby opened it's eyes to look up at him and he froze.

The baby's eyes were brilliant and complex and full of wonder all summarised in this beautiful hot chocolate brown colour, like warmth personified.

"What do you think?"

Percy only vaguely heard what they said, lost in it's eyes, but the statement came out anyway regardless of question.

"Amazing" he all but whispered.

Percy is 10, Nico is 6

"You must pay for your crimes against your crew! Treason and Tre- tra - treach-, Ugh! Treason and being a snitch, yeah, comes with a price" Captain Perseus the Great, bellowed over the yar- I mean Ship to Pirate Niccólo the Awesome.

They glared at each other, defiance and stubbornness in their eyes, both cardboa- Metal! Metal Real, Swords, pointing towards the other.

"You'll never defeat me! I am feared in all the seven seas!" He countered.

"Ha! Well, I am feared in the eight seas!"

Nico faltered. He was pretty sure there were only seven seas but he said with such conviction that it had to be true. How was nico supposed to top that!?

The other used his hesitation as a window and dove at the unsuspecting boy.

They met with a cry. One of indignation and one of victory.

The grappled and struggled with each other mercilessly, swords long forgotten, only stopping occasionally to apologise for the accidental pulling of hair.

At some point, Nico ended up on top. Percy saw Nico acting more shy and he came to conclusion that it was because of school. Percy had been there, he understood that kids were mean so he let Nico win.

Just as Nico was bringing down his sword towards Percy torso, Bianca came out and yelled "Lunch is ready!"

Nico and Percy blinked at each other before racing inside the house not wanting the famous Di Angelo Pizza (*Insert little copyright sign here*) to get cold.

With his mouthful of pizza, Percy felt a pair of tiny squishy arms embrace him. Nico had hugged him.

"What's that for buddy?" He asked after swallowing. He had manners after all.

"Phanks for pwaying piwates wif' meh. You're the only one who pways with me a'ymore. The ofver kiss say it's for babies and i'nore meh." His words were muffled and mumbled into my back but he heard them nonetheless.

At that Percy dropped his plate entirely and crushed the young boy in a hug, completely obliviousto the soft looks he was receiving from Aunt Maria and Bia.

"Of course! You are my best friend, no wait, that's Grover. You are my best best friend and I will always, always play with you."

And he meant it. 

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Haha. I tried to make their baby brotp as cute and fluffy as possible. Tell me what you think. This is not over I'm splitting this into 2 parts or more cause there is lot to read and you ain't got the time for that.

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