Hi guys! I'm was here to annoy but then I realised I never did a Christmas one so here you go, the equivalent of Christmas coal in the form of a oneshot. Tell me if you recognise where I got the idea from.

Enjoy😘😋

"Hey guys what's- woah Jason put that thing down someone could get h-"

THUD!

They dropped the 'package' off at the Hades cabin, well one of them did while the other stood there and radiated death. After positioning him on the bed he went to meet the other a the door.

"Is everything set?"

"Yes, I had piper charmspeak the others into "remembering" that he's spending Christmas with his family and she swore not to tell"

"Good. Now is it me, or is the bow crooked?"

The apparent 'muscle' of the job huffed and straightened the blue bow with a irritated expression. The expression softened at the next words.

"Do you think he'll like it? I just want him to get along with me." The other whispered insecurely.

"Lord Hades, trust me he'll love it." Jason reassured him "Now let's get ready for dinner"

_THE LINE BREAK OF AWESOMENESS_

Nico's POV

The smell of herbs and laughter filled the air as he looked over the scene in front of him.

The dining room looked bright for a place made out of obsidian. The walls had different lamps in pots hanging, with purple primroses around the base (Persephone's insistence) and a huge chandelier hanging the middle of the room was the cause of the brightness.

The table was dressed in a beautiful silver linen tablecloth which had black lace floral designs decorating the corners. There was at least 20 different bowls and dishes hold colourful side dishes in them. Mashed potoates, sweet potatoes, peas, carrots, coleslaw, rice, hashed browns, stuffing balls, macaroni and cheese, chicken wings. You name it (Who remembers that song that viral for no reason) We had it.

At the centre of the table, In a huge dish, surrounded by intoxicating veggies (for the first time ever) was a turkey. If I had to describe this turkey in word it would be, Amazing, in every sense of the word: sight, smell, taste and even the sound of it getting carved was amazingly enticing. And I take great pride in having had created it. Everybody else brought at least three side dishes and one dessert. They had to be prepared as they couldn't eat the food of the underworld.

The seven, Reyna and calypso had accompanied him to his father's castle after receiving the surprising invitation. Everybody came and ate (like pigs because the food was.... no words) except for one son of Poseidon, which upset him but he had to deal with the fact that he had family to celebrate Christmas with too.

Hades sat at the head of the table on one end of the table with Persephone on his right and Demeter on his left. Next to Demeter sat Jason who was opposite Piper, who sat next to Persephone. Next to Piper was Calypso who was opposite Leo also next to Jason. After Calypso sat Hazel and Frank who was opposite Reyna and Annabeth. Nico was seated at the other end of table, a seat forced on him as a "Reward for cooking the Turkey"

He found some of the seating arrangements amusing because of the current and former couples. You see after the war multiple couples people thought would last forever broke up.

Jasper, Caleo and Percabeth to be exact. (Aphrodite kids words not his) Piper had said that she didn't want a relationship based off fake memories for the God's sick games so they broke it off. Calypso came out as gay after seeing brilliant females, while she was stuck on island for a milineia with only men as company. Leo was bisexual so understood the need to explore and experiment, In the end Caleo and Jasper became Pipalypso and Valgrace much to campers surprise. So now the exes somehow managed to sit opposite each other as well as next to their new spouses, amusing Nico with the irony to no end.

As for Percabeth they reminded themselves too much of the horrors of Tartarus as well as other little disagreements concerning their future but in spite it all they split amicably. Then as a couple (of friends) they came out as Bisexual together at a game night with the gang. Reyna and Annabeth got together so shortly afterwards, it made me think that they had feelings for each before the coming out.

This made Nico both ecstatic and grumpy because he actually had a shot of acting on the feelings he lied about in an attempt to get over them, but now he had to compete with two genders and not just the one anymore. They had also become closer so he thought his chances might be getting better, which was why it hurt not to have him here tonight but he had his other family to be with and he was content with the one here. Even if it was just for tonight, he would have to deal with the fact that they can't always be together everywhere.

So he ate. Alot. And then some. And he talked, joked and laughed with his family, basking in the warm fuzzy feeling of love and affection around the table.

After a long night they returned back to camp and left to their respective cabins, getting ready for bed before leaving to their new homes outside of camp the next morning. He headed to his cabin with the intent of passing out on his silk sheets and goose feathered duvet.

He ignored everything around him while he changed into his night time clothes which consisted of grey sweatpants and a black crop sweater he got from when he was dating Will Solace. He turned to the bed only to find none other than Percy Jackson tied up with a blue bow in a tuxedo with a rose taped inside the duct tape covering his mouth. I could hear his muffled yelps of alarm in the background of the cheesy Saxophone music that was playing from an unknown source. I had never blushed so hard in my life.

I saw a note taped to his front that had "Merry Christmas Nico" on the front. I opened it and nearly choked on air when I finished reading it.

Dear Nico,
Despite what you told Percy 3 years ago we know you still love him because we know you and since he's bisexual and single we thought you'd go for it and stop being mopey but you didn't so we took matters into our own hands so Merry Christmas to you and we hope you enjoy your present.
With love, Jason Grace and Hades
P.s ask him to go easy on you, the war games are coming up soon and you need to be able to walk to win.

Correction, when he finished reading the end of the note he blushed that much harder at what Jason was implyimg.

After releasing Percy, A noisy yet blushing IM to two certain people, an explanation of how he got there and some other unspeakable things Nico got the best Christmas gift he could ever ask for: Percico became Canon and he didn't even mind the name they we're given.

Bonus:
The hecate cabin got a soundproof charm request and.... well let's just say Nico had sit out of the next war games. (¤-¤)
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So what did you guys think? I know it's a bit late but the idea came to me a bit late and I was to busy eating on Monday to write it So.... anyway tell me your thoughts and if you have any ideas for the next letter tell me (D).

Love your terrible and inconsiderate writer, Merry late Christmas. 😘😋🎁