"Can I see Annabeth's?"

"No."

"But I wanna know--"

"Sit down, Percy."

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"What's your Hogwarts House?"

"Gryffindor, I think."

///\

"Did you get a new panda pillow pet?"

"I--we don't speak of that!"

"But did you?"

". . .no. You can't just replace things like that."

///\

"HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED EVERYTHING? HOW MAD WERE YOU FOR GETTING A NOSE BLEED AND AWAKENING THE EARTH MONSTER? HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN ZEUS SLAPPED THE ARGO II TO CAMP HALFBLOOD?"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING?!"

///\

"How did it feel to battle the Lord of Time?"

"Um. . .just like it felt to battle beings like Atlas and Ares and Gaea. We deal in Greek mythology, it was weird."

///\

"How do you get your ideas? Or do you make things up as you go?"

"Wing it. I'm always winging it."

///\

"How much do you love Annabeth?"

"Psh. Is this even a question? A whole bunch."

///\

"How do you cope with the death of your loved ones?"

"Oh. Uh, it helps to remember that they were heroes. Most of my friends tend to. . .die heroically, so I can tell myself they're happy in Elysium, you know? And it helps to talk about them. Annabeth and I try to remember them the best we can and accept our feelings."

///\

"What's your pancake eating record?"

"Nice question. If you gave me an hour, and they were blue, I could probably down fifty of them."

"Dude, that's kind of gross."

"Hey, you asked."

///\

"What was your favorite moment with Leo?"

". . .why are we letting Leo ask questions."

"He actually said 'Mcshizzle Man,' so."

"Honestly? When he actually came back from Ogygia. And as sappy as it sounds, I was really happy to have him back."

"You know he's going to see this, right?"

"Oops."

///\

"What was the first blue food you ever ate?"

"Before my mom started dying food blue to prove a point, blue jelly beans were my favorite."

///\

"Favorite sea creature?"

"Have you ever seen an Ophiotaurus? They're pretty cool."

///\

"If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?"

"Ooh. I think I'd work a little harder to get the gods to keep their promise and get Calypso off that island. It would've saved a lot of lives and it would've done some good to make the gods stick to their word."

///\

"OTP?"

". . .What is that?"

"I don't even know."

///\

"What's your weirdest or funniest scar story?"

"I wish I could show you something cool, like the time I was stabbed or the time I ate a stapler, but the stupidest scar I have is from a pencil. I embedded it into my thigh in grade school."

"I want to ask about the pencil, but I'm more concerned about the stapler."

"Oh, that one was my bro Jason. He must've been a weird kid."

///\

"Favorite thing about Annabeth?"

"Wait. . .just one thing?"

"Uh, yeah."

"This is like one of those ridiculously hard college entry exams. How do you expect me to pick one?"

"I don't know--what do you like about her? Her hair, her eyes. . ."

"Yeah, those are great. But I'd have to say her personality. I guess that encompases a lot, too--the way she deals with everything, the way she acts when she gets mad--I don't know, it just makes her Annabeth, I guess."

"Wow, Perce, that was pretty--"

"Shut up or we'll start talking about your love life."

///\

"When do you plan on proposing?"

"That is not a question I'm willing to answer."

"Awww, come on!"

///\

"This isn't actually a question, but you have to answer 'cuz I'm curious. Do you actually even plan on marrying Annabeth?"

"Well of course!"

///\

"First impression of Paul Blofis?"

"I was really concerned that his last name was Blowfish, at first. Could you imagine? But in all seriousness, I've had my fair share of bad parent experiences, so I was wary of his relationship with my mom. It all worked out though, and his last name isn't Blowfish, so!"

///\

"What is your least favorite monster, and which monster is the easiest for you to kill?"

"Hm. . .I don't think ranking the monsters is going to help anyone--I mean, every one is different. Like Ms. O'Leary and Bob. So I'd rather not talk like one is better than the other."

///\

"Funniest monster attack story?"

"One time Apollo appeared when I was in the shower."

"Uh, I said mon--"

"I know what you said."

///\

"What is your opinion on this interview?"

"I don't know. It's cool. I just want to see Annabeth's reaction to these questions. Did she even let you finish?"

"No."

///\

"Out of all the nicknames you've been given, which is your favorite?"

"I prefer just 'Percy.' But Seaweed Brain's okay too."

"Okay, Seaweed Brain."

"I can get Annabeth to deal with this, if you'd like."

///\

"Have you met Ariel?"

"I wish."

///\

"What was the hardest thing you've had to tell your mom as not super dangerous post-quest?"

"Probably Tartarus. But my mom's pretty cool about that stuff--she doesn't really ask unless it's necessary. I also don't feel like I have to sugarcoat things as much as I used to, at this point there's no reason to."

///\

"How often do you visit Bessie?"

"Not as often as I'd like, actually. Olympus isn't exactly a place I hang out for fun, but whenever Annabeth has to go up for some architecture stuff or I'm inevitably summoned, I stop by the aquarium."

///\

"Favorite date Annabeth has set up?"

"Okay, so when we were like fifteen, she invited me to the Fourth of July fireworks. She took me to a spot overlooking the lake and filled it with blankets and pillows and snacks. It was pretty great. I don't think either of us actually knew it was a date at the time, but it really was."

///\

"Do you know Dory and Nemo?"

"Oh gods. If only."

///\

"What's the hardest thing about being the person everyone, even gods, look to for help?"

"I have no problem helping my friends out and keeping promises is my specialty. But when the gods start to need my help? Then things get complicated."

"Why?"

"Helping them is the last thing I want to do, dude. That landed me in Tartarus once. And it usually involves at least one trip to the lovely Underworld. Sometimes a nice dip in the River Styx if things are desperate."

"Oh."

///\

"Can I try some of your blue cookies?"

"Correction: My mom's blue cookies."

"Your mom should start a business. She'd never have to worry about income."

"I know right?!"

///\

EXTRAS

///\

"I was very mad about that nosebleed, by the way."

///\

"Just so you know, I don't have a love life."

"You're sad."

"Wha--why?"

"Everyone knows it but you, dude."

". . ."

///\

a / n

here ya go ! you guys gave me SO many questions, so this is way longer than annie's. sorry if i didn't get to your question, it was hard to pick and choose.

anyone wondering who's interviewing ? let's call in a pro. spacenams ? take a wild guess.

okie, bye !

yours in demigodishness and all that,

~ grace 💙🍪💙🍪💙🍪💙