“Could we use my actual name for the title?”

“No.”

///\

“What's your coffee or tea order?”

“Uh. . .I prefer tea. Peach, mint, or just plain chamomile. Is––Is this really necessary?”

///\

“How do you deal with your period?”

“Do I have to answer this?”

“Yep.”

“Lots of Netflix binge sessions and crazy amounts of tea.”

///\

“What's your Hogwarts House?”

“Ravenclaw. Though Percy likes to say I'd pass as a Gryffindor.”

///\

“Hey, can you not judo flip the sparring dummy?”

“I. . .Why is this a question??”

///\

“How many digits of pi do you know?”

“Well––”

“Sorry, I meant to scribble that one out.”

///\

“What's it like dating an idiot that also has the best ideas? How have you not ripped his head off?”

“It's very tempting at times, I'll admit. But he makes up for being an idiot in every other aspect. Plus, I think it's just in the male DNA to be clueless. There's no helping that.”

///\

“How does it feel to have a Percy?”

“A Percy? Are there more I'm unaware of?”

“Also, can I have one?”

“Oh my gods, what kind of interview is this?”

///\

“How are you so amazing?”

“Who gave you these questions?”

///\

“Blue food?”

“This has got to be Percy.”

///\

“What's it like being smart?”

“Yeah. Definitely Percy.”

///\

“If you could be the child of any other god/goddess, who would you choose?”

“Finally, a normal question. Um, as much as I love running around and saving the world from impending doom, being the daughter of an Olympian is hard. So, if anything, a minor god. But honestly, I'll stick with Athena. She may ignore me at times, and occasionally send me on life-threatening quests, but she's my mom. There's some things you can't change, so why worry about them?”

///\

“What would happen if you found a spider on your laptop, on top of Percy, or on top of your bed?”

“Burn it. Burn it all.”

“Wait, for real?”

“Yes, I'm going to burn my boyfriend. Really?”

///\

“What's it like to be in love?”

“Let's put it this way: As a demigod, life can suck. Love is one of those things that actually make it worth living. You almost expect the effect to wear off, expect to wake up one day without that flutter of your heart or the excitement of getting to see a certain person, but with Percy. . .it never goes away. So it's amazing. I wouldn't give it up for anything.”

///\

“How much do you love Percy?”

“Okay, did the Aphrodite kids make these?”

“Can you stop returning the questions with a question?”

“Okay, okay. I love him a lot.”

“A lot?”

“Yes. A lot. Do you want to pursue this?”

“A lot it is.”

///\

“What's one thing you regret?”

“Oh. Um. . .I regret a lot of things. I don't like to think too much about them, because it's no use, but there's a few I can name off the top of my head. Trusting Luke and taking the weight of the sky. Ignoring Silena at a time when she needed help. Not checking my stupid ankle before sending Arachne into the pit. Leaving my younger brothers for long periods of time. I could go on for a while, if that wasn't obvious.”

“. . .Are you okay?”

///\

“Scariest moment of your life?”

“Hm. . .probably when Percy didn't come back from that volcano. Or when I was cursed with blindness in Tartarus. I'll admit that was even worse than meeting Arachne, it was one of those moments when I was seriously terrified. And then when I could actually see again, Percy was barely breathing. So, yeah. Scary.”

“Wait––that happened?”

///\

“How do you deal with your Seaweed Brain when he's being especially stupid? Also, I love your hair.”

“It depends––if I want him to understand something, I usually can threaten to harm him and he gets it pretty quickly. If I want him to shut up? Kissing him usually works. And thank you!”

///\

“Okay, I think we're done.”

“By the way, on that pi one, I was going to say an infinite number. It doesn't end.”

a / n

who wants one for percy ? →

so, originally, this was supposed to be more serious, like a few of the questions were. but you guys are such goofballs and these are the questions you gave me 😂 some of them are mine, but most can be found on my message board. sorry if i didn't get to yours, but there were quite a few !

who at camp do you think was interviewing her ?

yours in demigodishness and all that,

~ grace 💙🍪💙🍪💙🍪💙