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Like, hi. If you don't like, know already, I'm like, Tiffany Ale, but you can call me Tiff. I'm a senior at like Goode High. I have natural red hair, (dyed) and crystal blue eyes. (contacts) And I hate Percy Jackson. (Surprise!!) He like, stole my girlfriend!! She like, told me she was lesbi, but she like, lied!! She was bi!!! Now she's after him, and it's like, unfair. I mean, I know I dated her for like, looks only, but I'm the one that does the dumping!! Not my like, vict-er I mean, not my girlfriends!!!!!! Like, it was soooooo not fair!! In all honesty though, I miss Livia.

Flashback 3rd person view:

Tiffany sashayed up to a girl with long brown hair and green eyes. Tiff pecked her lips. But as soon as Tiff's lips touched Livia, she rammed Tiff into the lockers, deepening the kiss. It soon turned into a full make-out session. They pulled away panting and smiled at each other. They grabbed hands and turned, when the door banged open, and if Tiff wasn't lesbian, she would be all over him. The boy had shaggy raven colored hair, that was overly messy and deep sea green eyes that looked almost broken, like shattered glass. You could see his muscles through the sleeves of his gray v-neck sweater-shirt and he was wearing dark jeans. The weird thing about him though, was that he was covered in scars! All different lengths, and in all different places. His hands, chest, arms. . . . Some even looked like burn scars! But that wasn't possible, right? Tiff turned to her girlfriend, to say 'cute, but not my type' (sound familiar? (Nico)) when Livia turned to her with a look of pity. "I'm sorry, but, he's hot and I'm bi, soooo, see ya." With that, she turned, and after approaching the boy, pressed herself up against him.

Flashback over

That was like, at the beginning of the year, and the only comfort I've gotten was that like, every time she's asked him out, he's like, said no. I've dated others obvs, but like, it hasn't been the same, and even if she did come crawling back, I couldn't like, say yes for the fear of Livia doing it again. I like, saw Livia flirting with Percy. Again. He was wearing jeans and a long sleeve green t-shirt which like, shows off his muscles. As Livia was like, talking to him, he just like, looked bored. I crept closer, trying to hear what they were like, saying. "-a girlfriend!" Percy said, now sounding angry. Livia just rolled her eyes. "Suurree" Livia purred. Percy glared at her, and even though it wasn't directed at me, I flinched. As it was, Livia took a few steps back. "If you don't believe me," Percy growled, "she's picking me up after school, you can meet her than." Perfect. If I like, take his girlfriend away, he will like, know how I felt, well, still like, feel.

TIME SKIP TO END OF SCHOOL

I walked (*Cough* Strut *Cough* sorry, must have had an itch. . . .) outside of like school, my backpack full of like, homework that I wasn't going to do. I didn't see Percy or Livia yet, so I decided to sit on the steps. A silver Toyota 200 (series) pulled up, and like, the driver walked around until she was leaning against the passenger side door. And like, let me tell you, she was like, HAWT!!!! I mean like, drool worthy! There were wolf whistles, which she glared at. She had a beautiful figure, muscled, as in 'I work out' not muscled like 'I do steroids' and an incredible tan, not one you can get from a tanning bed, but from being at the beach all day. She had long princess curly blonde hair in a high ponytail that still went to her mid-back. I thought she was just like, another dumb blonde. That is, until I saw her eyes. She had gorgeous stormy gray eyes, that matched Percy's, meaning they looked broken, which I found strange. Another similarity between her and Percy were all the scars. Unfortunately, she was wearing jeans you couldn't see her long legs, but her sleeved were pushed up to show her tanned and scarred arms. And yet, even with her tan skin, the scars weren't that noticeable. It was like, obvious all of her was natural. She was wearing light-wash jeans, and an orange long-sleeved t-shirt, with the sleeves rolled up, and it had a feminine cut, so it draped round her curves without putting to much attention to them. You could tell that was not what she was about. Anyway, I like, walked up to her, sashaying my hips. I smiled flirtatiously. "Like," I flipped my hair. "hi." She looked at with calculating eyes. "Hi." She replied before turning away. "Do you like, wanna go out sometime?" She looked at me surprised, eyes reassessing me. "No, I have a boyfriend, sorry." I frowned. "Like, who?" "Percy Jackson." My jaw dropped. No wonder he wouldn't say yes to Livia! He had this hottie. I sighed. "Of course he is." She turned to me. "What?" I don't know why, or what made me do it, but I told her everything. How Livia lied and dumped me, how Percy took her from me and my plan to take her. She ended up squatting next to me on the pavement, rubbing my back as the tears slipped down my face. "It's OK, relax. I'm going to help." I looked at her in surprise. "Really?" I choked out. She nodded smiling, showing her white teeth. "By the way, I'm Annabeth." Even her name was pretty. "I'm Tiffany, and how are you going to help?" Annabeth smirked, and I realized, it would have been a very bad idea to cross her. "Oh, you'll see." I shuddered. "WISE GIRL!!!!!" I was confused. 'Wise Girl'? What kind of nickname is that? I looked up, to see Percy running straight towards us, Livia struggling to keep up in her low cut tube top, super short skirt and heels. It was like, cold out so, idk how like she could be outside dressed like that. Like, I'm not like, stupid enough to so that! We stood up, just in time for Percy to smash into Annabeth, pinning her against the car and grinning. Annabeth grinned, and it made her look even more beautiful. "Hey Seaweed Brain." Seaweed Brain?! Percy crashed his lips to hers, and you could see her smiling into the kiss. Percy tried to deepen the kiss, but Annabeth pulled away laughing. "You know I don't like kissing in front of people." Annabeth blushed, but Percy grinned showing sparkly teeth. Livia had caught up and was red from anger as well as out of breath. "Who is she?" She screeched. Wow, what did I ever see in her? "MY girlfriend." Percy said calmly, but he emphasized 'my' due to the crowd of boys. The boys grumbled but left, not willing to argue with Percy. Last time someone did, well, it didn't end well. They all dispersed, seeing as both Percy and Annabeth were unavailable. All except for one anyway. . . . "Uh-huh, what-evs. As soon as she dumps you, I'll be there." She giggled, and sashayed away. Percy and Annabeth looked disgusted, and my face probably reflected theirs. "Percy looked towards me, and his eyes narrowed. "You're not after Annabeth are you?" He asked while pulling Annabeth against his side. Annabeth put a hand on his chest, and he visibly relaxed. She then told him what I told her, then whispered something in his ear. I devilish smile crossed his face, and I shifted nervously. "τέλειος" [Perfect]. They turned back to me. "We-" Percy started to say, but Annabeth smacked his arm. "er, Annabeth came up with a plan." I looked at them expectantly. And they told me. Boy, was it good! "Also, I think we know someone that you would date." I was surprised, but willing to give it a try.

1 week later Goode just had finals, so everyone got a week of of school. Also, it's end of January, and they had just gotten back from camp, with three days left before school starts for them again. It's Friday.

Annabeth and I crouched behind a bush in Central Park, as we spied on a 'crying' Percy and a gullible Livia. We were peaking over the bush so we could see what was going on. "Oh, Percy baby," She said rubbing his back. You could see Percy trying not to gag. "What's wrong." "Anna-beth br-oke up with me!" He wailed. We snickered behind the bush at the 'couple'. "Oh, I'm sorry honey." Livia crooned. Annabeth made a face and mimicked her. Percy saw us and his eyes widened. He bit his cheek trying not to laugh. We ducked behind the bush again, trying to control our laughter. "Why did you ask me to come here? To talk about that dumb blonde?" All three of us clenched our fists. Over the week, Percabeth (as I like to call them) and I grew close, and I knew first hand that Annabeth was the opposite of dumb. I can't believe I thought I loved her! Then we heard what we wanted. "No. I wanted to do this." We peeked over the bush to see Percy leaning towards her, lips puckered. Livia's eyes sparkled, and she closed her eyes waiting for a kiss that never came. Percy grasped her chin, and she opened her eyes startled. "It was a joke." He whispered. He quickly got up, and walked away. Annabeth and I crawled a couple meters, before scrambling to our feet and running to where Percy was before collapsing in a fit of giggles. "Did you see her face?!" I squealed. We were howling with laughter, and people were giving us strange looks, but we didn't care. We were laughing to hard. We calmed down, glanced at each other and were off again. We eventually stopped, and we lay in the grass. Percabeth were holding hands, and we were pointing out weirdly shaped clouds. I caught Percy kissing Annabeth a few times, but only on the cheek since she wouldn't really do PDA. (Public Display of Affection). They glanced at me, and their smiles widened. "It's time for your date!" Percy jumped up and ran around smiling and clapping like a five year old. "See what I have to deal with?" Annabeth muttered, before getting up, brushing herself off and helping me up. Annabeth and I went to my house, while Percy went to get whoever I was getting set up with ready.