(A commercial I thought up last year in May. It's, like, 98% parody, as is this entire freaking book.)

Only available for a limited time, it's Dr. Sammie Fox's debut album and logically entertaining masterpiece, Brainiac! All the greatest songs in the history of science brought into creation by the Unikingdom's brainiest vixen! Featuring the hit single, Science Must Continue!

Science must continue 'cause science is great, even when your lab starts to disintegrate... 

Also featuring the motivational parody, Never Experiment Without A Smile!

Hey, Einstein man, hey, Doctor Dan, you both have your style. But brother, you never experiment without a smile... 

And the party favorite, DNA, featuring Hawk O'Dile!

Hey, hey, hey, don't go away, I wanna stay with you 'cause I can feel it in my DNA!

And the song Easy as Pi, the one accompanied with music from a piano!

Sitting here, I wanna press rewind, 'cause I know love and life aren't as easy as pi...

To order Brainiac, send a sample of Tasty's Comet to Dr. Fox at Princess Unikitty's castle, Unikingdom.

Remember, anything is done for science!