Random happenings I jotted down back in August!

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Swanna: 🎶Hit me, baby, one more time 🎶

Hawkodile: Okay! I'm great at doing that!

Swanna: YOUCH! Have you never heard a Britney Spears song before?!

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Dr. Fox: Since the shrinking thing went too far, we need to perform a surgery to get this bean out of Dino Dude's system!

Unikitty: Okay, cool! I'll go get my doctor costume. We should probably put a curtain in front of the patient and keep the lighting dark so the audience doesn't get too grossed out...

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Radio Announcer: I'm handing out free coupons for Mussel World to the first caller who can tell me all of the taxonomic classifications!

Hawkodile: MUSCLE WORLD?! -dials number- Dr. Fox, you HAVE to tell him the answer!

Dr. Fox: Okay, then. -clears throat- Species, Genus, Family...

-the next day-

Hawkodile: WHOO HOO! I'm here at... "Mussel World?" -falls on his face and groans-

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Richard: Get excited, everyone. We're all going to-

Unikitty: Stuffy Fluffies?

Hawkodile: Action River Rafting?

Puppycorn: Bikini Bottom?!

Richard: No. We're going to see my cousin, Claudette. She came all this way to say hello.

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Imogen: 🎶Poor unfortunate souls 🎶

Frown: I'm not poor OR unfortunate! I have a JOB, you know!

Imogen: 🎶In pain, in need 🎶

Frown: No one in this apartment is hurt, and we're not in need of anything!

Brock: May I correct you: I'M in need of YOU doing the dishes!

Imogen: 🎶That one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl 🎶

Brock: Excuse me, Imogen, but did you just call me fat?

Frown: "Get the girl?" Are you trying to get me fired?

Imogen: 🎶And do I help them? Yes indeed! 🎶

Frown: You aren't much of a help right now! The way you could be, however, is by letting ME say mean things about people!

Imogen: -takes headphones off- What was that? And why are you both giving me angry faces?

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Puppycorn: Hey, Kirs, I wanna ask you something.

Kira: Go right ahead.

Puppycorn: If you're a butterfly, where's the butter?

Kira: ...

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(Fun fact: I made this while listening to the song.)

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Unikitty: 🎶 Ever since I left the city, you! You and me, we just don't get along 🎶

Frown: Of course we don't! In fact, I don't get along with anyone... -sees Brock and Imogen staring at him angrily- ...except my roommates, that is.

-meanwhile-

Hawkodile: 🎶 You used to call me on my cell phone 🎶

Dr. Fox: You know I still do, right?

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(It's the closest thing that rhymes with USA.)