Zeti In Quarantine

(Source: A TikTok I once saw, but I can't find now...) 

Day 1
Zeena: Name an orange animal with eight letters in its name.
Zomom: Uh... goldfish!
Zor: I didn't think this would ever happen...
Zazz: Nice one, Zomom! Nice one.

Day 5
Zolly: MY TURN!
Zor: Zolly, you were the judge last round. It's your teacher's turn.
Zolly: Okay!

Day 9
Zik: (playing zen music on the flute)
Zazz: Can you play something else besides that?
Zik: What do you want me to play?
Zazz: Play something nice!
Zik: (thinks about how he found 러시안 룰렛 Russian Roulette nice-sounding and starts playing it)
Zazz: Ugh, I don't like K-pop!

Day 12
Zeliza: (waves a sword around like a lightsaber)
Zomom: Uhhh... Mulan?
Zeliza: (sighs) Rey from the Star Wars franchise. I have her hairstyle and everything!
Zeena: And it took me FOREVER to make that for her. No one appreciates anything I do for them here!
Zolly: Don't be so hard on him. He didn't know.
Zeena: This is what I'm talking about. It was SO OBVIOUS!

Day 16
Zik: (playing ukulele) 🎵 I'm in love with the shape of you...
Zavok: 🎵 We push and pull like a magnet do...
Zik and Zavok: 🎵 And now my heart is falling, too. I'm in love with your body...
Zik: (stops playing) That was very nice, Zavok!
Zavok: Thank you, Master!
Zik: Though, I would like to comment... you sounded a little flat.
Zavok: What do you mean by that?
Zik: I'm saying your part was a bit flat.
Zavok: I don't even understand how I was. As you said, I have a rich baritone voice.
Zik: But, Zavok...
(Zavok and Zik begin arguing indistinctly)

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