United Airlines Discord Meme Parody

(Note: This does not mean I have Discord, so don't ask.)


Zavok: Insignificant hedgehog! I'll shatter you, your friends, and your world!... oh no. (dials number on phone) Master, I'm having a problem. I am currently at Sky Road, at 39 degrees south latitude, 106 degrees west longitude. I've broken the spine of my dragon mech!

Master Zik: I'm sorry. I just picked up. What do you need?

Zavok: One moment, please... what's with that audio quality?

Master Zik: It appears you've called the base computer line. Remember, I have a cell phone.

Zavok: IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHAT LINE I USE!

Master Zik: Is your situation that dire?

Zavok: YES! I've broken the spine of my dragon mech, and the blue pest is on his way here as we speak! I have no way of defending myself from him because I cannot drive it!

Master Zik: Why are you so upset? I taught you to fight, didn't I?

Zavok: YES, but you and I both know that I am still saving my strength! I can't unleash it now, or I will stand no chance against him later!

Master Zik: I don't understand why you're so upset, Zavok.

Zavok: You don't understand? Fine! I'm gonna put it in Spanish for you! NO!

Master Zik: Calm yourself, please! I'm sure you have this under control. Since you've learned how to fix a machine from Eggman, you'll be able to-

Zavok: OH CRAP! NO NO NO! THE MAIN REACTOR JUST FREAKING FELL OUT!

Master Zik: Well then, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do...

Zavok: (sighs heavily) Hello there, Sonic. You may find this hard to believe, but I'm surrendering now. It's not because I already feel defeated or because you've earned my respect. It's because I've broken the spine on my dragon mech and the main reactor keeping it stable has actually fallen out. You can have a complimentary round of chili dogs and beverages while I return to the base. Goodbye... for now.

Sky Road Zone 2- CLEAR!!!

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