(I know that Halloween was a couple weeks ago, but you know that's not gonna stop me.)

This camera's like a slow looping roller coaster POV

Closing in on this circle of nicely-painted trees.

For the story that you are about to be told 

Took place inside of 100-year-old...

...Uh, trees.

Now, you've probably wondered where maple syrup comes from.

If you haven't, I'd say it's time you were Alice.

("The white rabbit went that way!" said at the part where the Halloween Town sign turns)

Look at our shadows on these graves.

Don't you think that they're kinda strange? 

We were born conjoined twins!

Not your everyday Disney castle!

We're not shopping lists! We are spooky ghosts! 

Impaling pumpkins falling from the sky!

Go fetch Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's hat!

If you don't, we'll haunt you 'till you die of fright!

Floating by again! My mouth is weird!

Now let's search this house for it...

I am a scare recruit from Monsters Inc.

They call me Mr. Bile, but my friends call me Phlegm!

My application never got accepted.

Steven snake fingers and not that much hair.

This is speed-reading, this is furniture.

No, coffins! Vampires! Popping out! Upside down!

We're going to Walmart.

Anything you want us to buy?

AGAGAGAGAG!

I am Mr. Krabs!

I'll be rotating 'till you give me your cash!

Snowball from Hercules

Dives into the trash can!

Looking for something to help them repair the FIRE!

I'm a werewolf man!

Living hair

And giant eyes!

Aren't you old?

Well, so are we!

Where we go, we can't see

'Cause we are so elderly!

Flying on our brooms 'till we crash somewhere!

It's me, Whispy Woods.

Kirby sent me here!

Are you coming to the tree?

I am Pennywise's fat little brother!

The eyes of that, but the soul of another.

 She can't see me 'cause she's combing her hair.

Her hair conditioner is hidden where?

My face won't be shown until Santa Claus comes,

But transforming into bats is fun!

This is Jezabat!

Watch us as we strut

Through the gate, through the gate!

Guillotine, guillotine!

We're servants of the Queen of Hearts!

Imitating you is an art!

We work hard, but we know, too,

It's getting hard to spook you.

Safety hazard!

Hello, I like money!

Everyone's waiting for the next few lines!

'Cause that's where I 

Pull my unconscious master!

When he wakes up, he'll be bursting into FLAMES!

Aforementioned fire

Burning on torches!

Me at the dance waiting for my crush to arrive.

Our man Jack was most likely burned alive

'Cause that explains why he's doing this now!

This is fire breath!

This is graceful dance!

Ballet turns, somersault!

Set a new diving record!

Green watered wishing well!

Our leader will now ascend from hell!

La, la, la, la la... (Skellington, Skellington!)

La, la, la, la la... (Theater pose, theater pose!)

La, la, la, la la... (I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES!)

La, la, la, sayin' AYO!