Because while I know this parody is old af, I like it and I want to sing it.

It's deep underground past the bedrock

But don't dig straight down; you'll regret that

But now you feel brave

Equipped with your spade

To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold, this stuff's purple

Or so I've been told by some people

I'll find a few bricks

Where two of these mix

With a couple of clicks

I'll be swinging my pick!

This is all the prep that I go through

Even if my tools are just make-do.

Moving to the nether, I'm moving to the nether.

I'm moving toooooooo the nether.

Ten blocks is the magical total,

As that's enough to build up my portal. 

Moving to the nether, I'm moving to the nether.

I'm moving toooooooo the nether.

Welcome to hell! Weather's great here,

So pull up a chair; have a cold beer! 

You can live by the sea!

So happy you'll be

With your cobblestone tree!

Oh! The neighbors aren't bright; they're delicious.

We eat bacon all night; it's nutritious!

Hear all of them squeal

From damage I deal.

There's plenty to steal.

Hack and slash. Golden nuggets?! I'm rich!

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight?

Glowstone's all we need to make things bright

Down here in the nether. We love it in the nether.

You'll love it iiiiiiiin the nether!

Don't expect to see any creepers.

That's one of my favorite features

Down here in the nether. We love it in the nether.

You'll love it iiiiiiiin the nether!

You gotta know you have to fight!

Learn to play. There's mobs, but it's not night!

A wooden sword won't do it.

They're gonna blast right through it.

You've got a potion? Use it!

So watch your back. I won't warn you twice!

Fight the ghasts! Oooooh, make you cry!

They shoot the ground around you,

Making holes to fall through.

You know you're probably going to- oh, oh, oh, ooooh!

In the lava again!

Feels like hell, the things I've just been through.

Won't believe a word when I tell you:

Know what? Screw the nether! You know what? Screw the nether!

You know what? Screw the nether!

Can't believe I lost my new gear, too!

Think I'd better come and rejoin you.

Know what? Screw the nether! You know what? Screw the nether!

You know what? Screw the nether!

That's it! I'm sick of this place! It sucks, it's too hot, it never rains... I'm sweaty, all my clothes are all dirty and filthy and on fire! I'm absolutely sick of this place! Oh, I miss nature! All the pigs and cows, and all that and sheep and stuff... I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do! Oh my god! How sad! I wish... I wish I could just return to the normal world again! Bye!