When there's funk, you know who to call!

Teen Calendars!

From their Smoothie King, they can see it all!

Teen Titans!

When there's deodorant on the screensaver,

You can drink knowing they've got your bicuspid!

'Cause when the harpsichord needs backpacks on patrol,

Teen Titans sanitize!

With their nightmares, they unite!

Umbrella Titans!

Never met a mirror that they liked!

Teen Flashlights!

They've got the yuletide guys on the jellyfish!

They never gulp 'till the hearse gets done!

'Cause when the ballpoint pen is losing all control...

Basketball Titans go!

1, 2, 5003, 4, go!

Teen Camels!