(Though we're on Future now, this song will always be a classic to me.)

(le gasp)
Strumming ukulele, now a long shot
As I serenade my three new rock guardians.
NGL, I think I did great on this
'Cause I feel that it's gonna be a huge hit!
So... you three are my "moms,"
And hey, you like my song!
Even though you just had
The thought it would be bad.
I'm half-gem, so I think I have these star eyes!
Screen time for each of you, and now...
I STAND UP!
(Aw, hugs X3)

It's laundry day today, so I'll be here a bit,
But I can tell you some interesting Gem lore.
Amethyst broke that plate, but stories matter more.
Parenting's ne'er easy. Why hasn't Greg left yet?
Look at our cool bodies! Why's your gem not shiny?

(Awesome instrumental! 🎶)

Hi, I'm Garnet, and I'm here to say
That I'm fighting for my right to stay gay.
Hi, I'm Pearl, and I'm waving the flag
In honor of the one I was gay for.
Hi, I'm Amethyst, and I'm punching you.
I'm on my favorite wrestling ring. I live here.
Hi, I'm Steven, and everyone loves
My mom, so I'll try to be like her. Hey, quit eavesdropping!
Our enemies are fading
To black, but knowing shows like these, good will win in the end!

We are the protagonists,
Random destination, here we come!
Give Stevie some head pats,
While showing off our sick weapons!
Pass Connie, who has a sword now.
GUITAR CHORD!
Sit or slide or kneel by Steven. Cue the logo!