Because I was born after 2003, I force myself to watch Teen Titans Go, making me a stupid person. Because of my idiocy for liking this junk, I have grown obsessed with this villain team, and now I can't stop thinking about them.

Just look at how happy they are. It's just so sad the Titans beat them up for no reason sometimes...

I, for one, think Gizmo is just too cute. I call him "Baby Gizmo" because no matter how much time goes by, the dude never seems to get any older. For all I know he's looked like that for a couple of years or so.

You probably want me to stop, so stop I will. See you in my next report...