So we were going to an indoor water park for my little brother's birthday, and I don't remember how but we got on the topic of me being 18. In the state I live in, that is considered a minor, compared to the other 47 fucking states where 18 is legal adulthood.

So it's stupid.

Anyway, we were walking up to the door, and my mother says something along the lines of, "Yeah, but in the state of (where I live), you're still a minor." and I, being the obnoxious joking person I am, said, "Which I think is stupid". Obviously this was the truth, but I said it in a lighthearted way.

Now I don't know what the fuck was up my mother's ass, but after I said that, she glared at me and said, "Shut up, stop it."

I was like, bitch ex-fucking-scuse me?! Fuck you bitch-