"Surprise you?" Edgar asks, "Very well. First though, the characters you are about to see originate from this book, which I think you'll love."

(Link to Noncanon)

"Anyways, here they are. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Uncannoned, the savior of a noncanon timeline that became canon, and his family, the entities!"

Uncannoned sleeps peacefully up on a pile of paper, gripping his crimson bat, his short silver hair, just covering his eyes.

Null, his girlfriend, and the entity of logic who can turn off her emotions, (why is she a her while the others are they? Well, she was originally gender neutral, but masculine. She modified her soul to be who she wanted to. See? I told you it's a good book! Go tea it, make a Wattpad! Follow Gen3king on Wattpad! This is Edgar, dicking with the ().) Approaches. She smiles.

"Hey," she whispers sweetly, "wake up."

Uncannoned opens his eyes.

"Null?" He asks, "wait, that means, no! Nonononono! Pen please no! We're noncanon!"

"Uncannoned calm down," Null pleads, "it's gonna be OK."

"It's over!" Uncannoned continues, "we're all gonna die!"

"Please, calm down. It's OK, I'm here."

"Not for long. Null, don't you get it? Do you know what happens when a noncanon timeline's story ends? It's gone! This world is a doomed time bomb!"

"Uncannoned!" A voice exclaims, Evil approaches, Uncannoned's brother kinda, "is it really true?"

"I'm afraid so," Good, who adopted Uncannoned, explains sighing under her white cloak, "it would appear we are to replace Sans and Papyrus. Here's the plan. There's still common monsters here, but all designed around writing. Ink, paper, etc. What we need to do, is figure out how to get to other timelines. Other timelines won't have that rule. We'll be safe."

"So," Uncannoned asks, "What do we do?"

"You're clearly the most depressed," Null smiles, "You be Sans! I'll be Papayrus!"

"Uhh..." Uncannoned explains, "doesn't that kinda imply fontcest?"

"Wait," Null replies, "shit. Uhhh... how about this? The fact that Uncannoned and I are in a relationship is conciedince and has no relation to fontcest. To be honest, Edgar hates incest. We all hate incest ships. They're kinda gross, but, you do you."

(I don't like fontcest. Don't get triggered OK?)

Pentale Frisk arrive in Paper Cuts. It's quite, paper rains down from above. They begin to walk forward. They spot a figure behind them.

"Noncanon," the figure says.

They're gone. Frisk keeps moving. Eventually being stopped by a wall of paper.

Uncannoned slowly approaches, Frisk grips their scythe.

"Hey," Uncannoned asks, "is that any way to greet a Sans? You know the drill."

Frisk slowly turns around, and shakes Uncannoned's hand instinctively.

There's no prank, just a handshake.

"Nice to meet ya," Uncannoned greets, "so, we're all fucked. Listien, I don't wanna be here, and trust me, you don't either. You have some level of self awareness right?"

Frisk nods.

"Great!" Uncannoned replies, "here's the deal. I'm... kinda Sans? I mean, I'm gonna die soon so I'm depressed right now so... I guess it works? My girlfriend, Null, she's gonna replace Papayrus, no, no fontcest implications. That's not sarcasm, I swear! Anyways, we need to stall you as long as we can, so, if a kill you a few times, no hard feelings, right? Oh, by the way, don't fear death, you can RESET. Anyways, I'll see you at the first encounter with 'Papayrus'. Noncanon."

Uncannoned bends the story and disappears.

Frisk decides it best to just continue. They run into Null. "How we gonna do this?" Null whispers, her golden locks hanging down over her shoulders.

"Let's let them deicde," Uncannoned suggests, "What could happen? I mean, even if we didn't listen to them willingly, its not like we can stop them..."

At this point, they tell Null how to handle Frisk.