"Sweet Pea and Moonlight Path"

Clicking their way forward and back,

flip-flopping into or hearts

If a girl can con money

out of their fathers' pockets,

who's to say

they can't sway politicians?

Their lips kiss pictures.

Pictures of cannabis leaves, yellow and smiling

They live until they die,

don't live until they're married

and if they don't find what they want,

what else do they need

besides a crowd of fellow millennials

caring, caring?

Caring about cannabis' rights

and the right to carry a GBF,

their money, their frame

and, above all, pepper spray

These girls are the new

honest, hard-working man.

Their sweet scent is coming.

Sweet pea and Moonlight Path.

the top-selling fragrances at

Bath and Body Works

Their battle-cry is only

as loud as their looks

Daisy dukes and Katy Perry

whispering, "What the hell is she wearing?

She dons thin, rose-gold underwear

and she's lazy yet keyed-up

in her own skin

Her lovers are all the same

but she blames all men.

Her wings are Pink,

they protect her from catcalls.