Penn: The truth of it is it stinks, the truth of it is it's ridiculous. I'm sorry I lied before, E, gad it's bad. Is it a toilet.. or is it a boar?

Boone: The truth of it is you're jealous, the truth of it is you can't handle this. Got all the glam I do, it's true, I pull this look off, much better than you.

Sashi: The truth of it is, enough, the truth of it is you both annoy me.

Penn: Did you hear what she said old friend?

Boone: Ah yes

Penn & Boone: It looks like Sashi's annoyed again!

Boone: The truth of it is you're mean.

Sashi: The truth of it is you're irresponsible!

Penn: Let's let our dirty laundry air. You're kinda crazy, you're kinda lazy.

Boone & Sashi: Yeah but you sleep with a teddy bear!

Thanks go out to my Penn Zero watching buddy, weirdo3654, for giving me the idea to publish this!

~Lisa