"They should have kicked you out the store tbh." Chenle said as the 3 boys came to the self checkout and he disapprovingly shook his head looking at their snack choices and seeing no candy. Their cart consisted of cooking food, a few selective sweets and different type of drinks not including alcohol seeing as Jungwoo would be getting it. (Renjun made sure to make them go back to the ice cream isle)

"Did you just say tbh instead of fully saying to be honest?" Haechan who weirdly was not wearing his wig anymore glared at Chenle. Renjun gave him a questioning look and got a wink back. Did he finally man up or is Mark just going to say he got another haircut.

"That's gross." Jeno said starting to put their things with the rest of the group. "You're gross." Jisung glared at Jeno to protect his boyfriend. Everyone knew Jisung would always be so protective of the chinese boy he fell in love with. "Get yourself a man like mine, oh wait you can't because theres only one PWARK JISUNG!" Chenle yelled his lovers name.

Renjun started to wonder just why he was friends with such a loud person for he himself was the complete opposite unless someone brought it out of him. "He has two boyfriends." Haechan said smirking. Renjun blushed and started to climb out of the cart ready to kill his bestfriend.

"Excuse me what!?" Lucas got loud and Jungwoo followed his actions "What the hell did you say about two boyfriends?" Haechan always did have a big mouth but honestly it got out of hand sometimes. "Haechans just being dumb don't listen to him." Jaemin saved them both and Renjun gave him a thankful look.

"Mmhmm Haechan start bagging with Mark" Jungwoo instructed the pair and looked at the 3 boys after "Help get Renjun out the cart." He said to no one in particular. Renjun started to move the stuff out of his lap with the help of Jeno who was handing things to Jungwoo when there enough room for him to get out he stood in the cart.

Jaemin being the over worrier that he was, was quick to hold onto Renjuns waist to steady him. Renjun blushed and looked away as Jaemin helped pull him out the cart. "You can put me down now" Renjun smacked Jaemin's chest as Jaemin snaked his arms around his small figure.

"Actually I'm quite comfortable here Injunnie." Jaemin rested his chin on top of his head. Chenle gagged from the side of them earning a smack from Jeno and chuckle from Jisung. It was already obvious to everyone just how much affection Jaemin loved to give but they were starting to question just how much Renjun hates affection seeing as he leaned into Jaemin rather quickly.

"Okay lets get back to Jaemin's." Jungwoo leaded the group with one cart filled with bags and Lucas followed behind with another. Chenle didn't want to think of how much money they'd just wasted so he took his card from Jungwoo and stuffed it into his wallet then his pocket before running next to his boyfriend.

Renjun got out of Jaemins death grip with the help of Jeno but turns out that he just wanted to hold him as well. Walking to the car was a struggle but they made it nonetheless. Everyone helped putting the groceries in the back of the car where Lucas originally was seated and then got into their seats.

Renjun was once again seated on both laps of his newfound romantic interests(?) and he immediately took out his phone to text in his group chat.

hoes mad!

moomin: spill right now

dolphin.lele: where did you put my wIG

dolphin.lele: that cost a lot of money HOE

fullsun: you're rich that was probably 1% of your allowance

dolphin.lele: okay... AND

moomin: get back to the main focus!

moomin: did you tell HIM?

fullsun: well obviously

dolphin.lele: omg reolli!?

moomin: i can't believe-

fullsun: that i told mark i was wearing a wig

moomin: well... YEAH

fullsun: well don't believe it because I didn't

dolphin.lele: bitch-

fullsun: he already knew

moomin: wait so he's not dumb!?

fullsun: he said to me while we were alone

fullsun: "I know you're wearing a wig and just know you don't have to I'll always like you for you and you'll always be my babygirl"

fullsun: i can't tell if he still thinks i'm a girl or not?

moomin: eW he's sweet but dumb

dolphin.lele:

dolphin.lele: you should honestly just be a girl now

dolphin.lele: you've got the qualities

moomin: all he has is an ass

fullsun: welp you cant relate

moomin: i have an ass

dolphin.lele: hyung...

dolphin.lele: who lied to you

moomin: you can't talk either

fullsun: well now that we know my situation

fullsun: spill it renjun

moomin: i have no idea what you're talking about

dolphin.lele: then let us clarify it

fullsun: why'd you run away from nomin

dolphin.lele: and are you guys finally dating

moomin: no and no

fullsun: what-

moomin: i'll give answers the second your lil boyfie figures out you're a boy

dolphin.lele: that's not fair!

fullsun: this is blackmail

moomin: no it's called you being a pussy

fullsun: oh like you're not!

dolphin.lele: OKAY that's enough i've had it with you chaotically secretive gays

dolphin.lele: haechan you tell mark tonight that you're a man that wants to be his boyfie and you renjun tell nomin that you're falling for them and want to date OR I TELL THEM!

moomin: you wouldn't dare!

fullsun: don't play around you little shit!

dolphin.lele:

dolphin.lele: try me bitch

Renjun didn't know if he should be mad about being used as a meme or scared that he was going to be exposed by Chenle later in the night if he didn't confess to where both Jaemin and Jeno could understand that he wanted to call them his as soon as possible. So he chose both beginning with putting his phone down and smacking Chenle in the back of the head.

Haechan snickered when Chenle let out a dolphin scream. Jisung rubbed his head to soothe him and Haechan couldn't help but think for a second how Chenle was so evil and didn't deserve a sweetheart like Jisung but he soon remembered the amount of times he's been pranked by the pair as Jisungs idea and realized how they were in fact perfect for each other.

They arrived back at Jaemin's house soon after getting in the car and Renjun has finally noticed that both the boys he currently sat on had fallen asleep. "Wake up idiots we're here." Renjun smacked them both on the head getting a similar "OW" from both boys. Renjun got out the car and grabbed a few bags before hurrying inside. The two sleepy boys followed suit and Jungwoo trailed after them with the remaining bags making sure to lock the door.

"Me and Lucas will start putting the groceries away." Jungwoo dragged his complaining boyfriend off of the couch and to the kitchen. Renjun immediately started to walk towards Reno in hopes of snuggling the adorable dog that was ruined when Haechan pulled him to the floor to sit with everyone else who'd been sitting in a circle due to the tanned boys comand.

"Noooooo!" Renjun dramatically fake cried out staring at Reno who was now sulking in the cage. "Okay Jeno close the door so Renjun isn't looking at that dog anymore and so we can start playing." Haechan instructed and Jeno definitely didn't have to be told twice as he evilly smirked and closed the door. Renjun swore they had a mini glaring competition when Jeno did so.

"Okay! SO here's how we play MY version of truth or dare." Haechan yelled gathering everyone's attention. "Basically to sum it up we play regular truth or dare but whenever you don't want to do something you drink some alcohol.

"Haechan i'm pretty sure that's already a game." Jaemin laughed and everyone else started laughing with him until Haechan spoke out of frustration. "And I'm pretty sure that you fantasize about dating not only Jeno but Renjun too bitch." Chenle gasped and Renjun made his signature move.

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