ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS-

*Chokes on air*

*Trips over thin air*

*Knocks head on unfortunately something other than air*

*Remembers something*

HAAAAAAAPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY

BIRTHDAAAAY

OLLY
BEAAAARRRRRR
(_logogriph)

*HIDES ALL LIFE WIRES*

*THROWS CONFETTI*

*SUMMONS ALL DEAD BUNNIES*

*PRAY THEY HAUNT YOU*

JK JK JK JK

I haven't spammed ya in godknowshowlong ( gotta get back on my game)

And since you get really annoyed with Grammar mistakes

I thought me have the honor of annoy you with I English mistooks

*Grins widely*

Understand me, you?

OKAY ILL STOP

But now not....

OKAY ILL REALLY STOP

Olly you yet annoyed ?

SORRY I CANT HELP IT! I JUST LOVE GETTIN ON YOUR NERVES AND MAKING YOUR INNER Nazi GO NUTS

ANYWAYS...

BACK TO THE MAIN SUBJECT....

ITS YOUR BORN DAY!
You've BEEN ALIVE FOR 5475 DAYS
(Calculation done by Casio fx-991ES Plus. Two way power. limited edition. Youre welcome olly xD)

Honestly you are one of a kind. You have a unique sense of humor that makes me laugh at the most simplest things. Sometimes I picture you as a lemonade because you sound so sour(jk you never do). Other times I picture you as Dolores Umbridge's spouse; Uptight Umbridge.

Then other other other times I believe you have MPD.
Then other other other other times I think you are smooth as Rapunzel's hair when she puts her hair out of the tower.

MY POINT IS

YOU are MANY things.

And YOU wouldn't be Olly Weasly (sorry couldnt help it xD) without them.

AGAIN MY PONT IS URG SORRY I MEANT POINT AND I REALLY CANT BE BOTHERED TO GO BACK AND ADD AN I AND AVOID THIS UNNECESSARY PARAGRAPH

AGAIN MY POINT IS

DONT.EVER.CHANGE

you are the unique and talented amazing life wire eating author with a good heart.

CONCLUSION : IM SO PROUD TO CALL YOU MY FRIEND\ VIRTUALSPOUSE \OTHERHALF\ LIFE WIRE EATING PLANTON FAVORITING PERSON.

SO TAKE GOOD CARE!

AND STAY SAFE!

LOVE YA!

*GIVES YOU A SUFFOCATING HUG*