I've choked on food so many times than I'd like to count.

Mostly rice.

And then it would come outta my NOSE.

IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!

But it's all my fault tho (obviously).  Because I talk even while I'm eating and then that little flap opens and the food goes through the wrong tunnel and-

*INSERT CHOKING SOUND*

Fun Fact: The chapter about the Digestive system used to be my favorite  in bio.

also

Question: 

whats the last thing you choked on?