Story time!

So my grade nine class teacher was also my math teacher at the time. He was young, probably like 22 and really cool. Apart from teaching he also gave us plenty of useful life advice and in between periods he would tell stories about stuff that happened in his life.

Heck he even played truth or dare with us.

BUT he's strict if you don't do your work and don't behave so you really don't wanna get on his bad side. (He'll make you stand for TWO periods if you don't finish your homework)

Not cool :/

So my math teacher left school before our last year and he gave us his number saying we can ask him doubts and keep in contact.

So I WhatsApp(ed) my teacher and asked him doubts bla bla bla and then caught up with what he was doing,
(he's the principal of another school currently, God bless them kids)

So then the days went swiftly and I was getting close to doing my O levels (it's a big exams you have in year 10)

I'm a very last-moment-studying kind of person.
(No, this isn't a good thing. Once the pressure of how close you are to your exams and how much more you've got to study hits you, it's hard. Fingers crossed, I'm not gonna procrastinate studying in college)

So the days were going fast and I was kinda panicking a bit and so then I texted my teacher.

Me: OMG SIR APRIL IS CLOSE! IM SCARED! I HAVE ALOT MORE TO STUDY!

Sir: calm down child

Me:Sir can't you tell me one of your Karma Sutra stuff?! It would be really useful right now!

Sir: okay this is awkward....

Me:why is this awkward?!

And then he says nothing or he sends me a emoji or something IDR.

SO now In MY head I assumed karma Sutra was about something like relaxing, meditating, giving philosophical life advice to people.

I mean that's the kind of vibe the word gave me.

So then I reread everything I sent my teacher and then googled karma Sutra.

And here's what your girl found.

Embarrassed√
Facepalm√
Hair pull√
Head bang on wall√

So yeah I go all caps lock and spam my teacher and tell him that I didn't know that that was the meaning and he laughs it off  and everything was all cool.

Sure it was embarrassing but who told you that ya girl was perfect? Humans make mistakes.

But I ain't human

Jk.

God it's still embarrassing.