Bhai Aaj To Collage Jana Hi Hai!

Hello i am Grace. Anushka's Friend and I will write this chapter ❤























Lol JK😂

In Kolhi Residencey

Pichli raat ke baad, Haryan, Trinanjan tatha Jodh ek trauma se guzar rahe the. Teeno ko neend nai aayi.

Wo sochte rahe, ki iss game ka creator kitna bada wala troller hai. Itni baar game me marne ke baad aur phir se shuru karne ke baad, itna matha khapa kar, itne jump scares jhelne ke baad, Lucy ka pura back story jaane ke baad. Wo ending aisi kyu thi?

Lucy ka bhoot was doing a Fortnite dance... In front of the haunted house's exit door. Hay daiya... With party lights.... Hay daiya intensified.

In Shanti Niwas

Bechare Sanskar ko Nilay ke room me sona pada kyuki Yukt uske bed par jo soya, uske baad utha hi nahi. Pehle to unhe laga ki Yukt neend me hi nark padhar gaya. Par unke dimag me ye bhi tha ki Yukt ke aane ke baad Shaitan khud apna singhasan chor ke bhaag jaega.

Par tabhi Yukt ne karwat le aur pet ke bal so gaya...

Jay ko santushti iss baat ki thi ki Yukt kharrate nahi leta. Aur islea wo bhi apne bed par aaram se so gaya.

Aur doosre kamre me, Sanskar aur Nilay dar ke mare ek dusre se chipak kar baithe the.

Sanskar: Saale! Raat me tujhe Horror movie hi kyu dekhni thi?

Nilay: Wo koi aeri gaeri natthu taeri horror movie nahi hai!  Gonjium: Haunted Asylum thi!

Sanskar: BC Ha! Usse difference kya hua? Dar to lag raha hai na!

Nilay : Baat to sahi hai.

Chalo BCs subah ho gai hai uth jao!

Subah hui, kawe caw caw kar rahe hai Nalla Gali ke sabhi gharo ki batti gul generator chalu hai aur Indra dev gussa hai.

Jor jor se Bijli kadak rahi hai aur tez aandhi aa rahi hai.

Par Yukt jo Collage to Jana hi hai.

Duniya idhar ki udhar kyu na ho jae.

Haryan: Bhaiya aaj bhi nahi jate, hoga hi kya?

Jodh: Ha Bhaiya please aaj bhi rehte hai na...aaj to Mahila mandal me se bhi koi nahi ja raha hai!

Neda: Abe Mahila mandal kisko bol raha hai!?

Trinanjan : Aur bolenge hi kisko? 😝

Akshita: Abe behnchxd ye iss 'Mahila Mandal'me bhi tujhse aur teri paltan se zyada dum hai! 😡

Jay: Ha theek hai Saat ke mandali Saath ki umar😏

Aditi: Ei Joy! Oi chotto mukh ta ekdom bondo rakhi!
..[Translation for non bengalis: Oi Jay! Wo tera chota muh tu band hi rakh!]

Jay: Rakhbo na! Ki korbi?😛
[Nahi rakhunga! Kya kar legi? ]

Sanskar: Baccho shaant!

Yukt: Aaj mei nahi gaya to bhookal aa jaega... Duniya pralay ho jaegi....Sabhi ka bura samay shu-

Aarzu: Tu school jae na jae usse hume kya farak padega?

Flashback to the morning.

Yukt aaram se so raha tha aur bahar barish ho rahi thi. Jay bhi chaddar me lipta hua tha. Barish ke din me bed chorne ka man kisko karta hai?

Jay: Mummy school nai jana aaj.... Aaaa.... Bola na nahi jana.... Yayy... Achi mummyyy...

Jay sote sote bad bada raha tha...

Aur tabhi.

Yukt ka phone baja.

Jor se Bijli kadki aur jo fan chal raha tha wo band ho gaya.

Khidkiya Jay ne pichli raat khol di thi. Zoro ki hawa Yukt aur Jay ke muh par ja lagi. Jay ne halke se apni aankhe kholi. Wo ajeeb si ringtone sunkar...

*PAPA KA PHONE AYA, BAAP KA PHONE AYA! PAPA KA PHONE AYA! PAPA KA, TERE BAAP KA PHONE AYA!*

Yukt, jo sleeping beauty ke sone ka record todne wala tha,wo Ringtone sun dhad dhada kar utha.

Use pata tha ki uski vaat lagne wali hai.

Usne jaldi jaldi wo phone uthaya.

"Ha papa? "

"Yukt. Tum kal collage nahi gaye the. Kyu? "

"Papa aapko kaise pata? "

"Meine. Pucha. Ki. Tumne. Kal. Collage. Miss. Kyu. Kiya? "

"Papa wo kal mei apna saman shift kar raha tha. Ek ghar me paying guest ke taur par rah raha hu.. "

"Theek hai. Aur ho sakta hai ya nahi bhi ho sakta hai ki tumpar nazar rakhne ke liye meine kisi ko bheja hoga😏"

"Par papa!"

*peep peep peep* Phone cut.

Flashback ka the end

Jay: Bhaiya ke pitashree dangerous hai.

Jodh: Are teri!

Yukt: Unka call aya tha subah...Unhone merepe nazar rakhne ke liye kisiko bheja hai...

Jasmine: Hay daiya...

Srishti: Ha to? Zyada se zyada hoga hi kya?

Yukt: Property, dude, property....

Trinanjan: 😑Bhai aisa to hai nahi ki tu ambani ka beta hai...

Kavya: Ei bacha! Muh band rakh.

Jodh: Bhale hi Ambani nahi par Bhaiya ke branded kapde aur I phone X dekh kar lagta hai ki ameer to hai...

Haryan: Baat to sahi hai..

Yukt: Tum logo ko pata hai na ki mei yahi hu aur sab sun raha hu?

Haryan, Trinanjan aur Jodh: Ha Ekdam.

Yukt: 😐

Akshita: Change in plan. Chalo Collage!

Nilay: theek hai

Sanskar: Aaj to collage jana hi hai!

Aarzu and Kavya: How's the josh?

Sabhi: High Ma'am!

Nilay: Collage Chalo!

Jay: Dharmatala chalo!

Aditi and Nilay: Wtf!?

Jay: Mamta didi ko yaad nahi karoge?

[daemn i made a joke on mamta di😵dude ye achanak se himmat kaha se aa gai]

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