Chapter 1: chaos in the making
*the scene starts in Mayor Humdinger's cave where all the antagonists were there. There was Arrby, boomer, Busby (I thought he was called bubsy), butch, Cassie, kitten catastrophe crew, Claw, Codi, the duke, Dwayne, Eddie, Elly-dee, Emmy, Frank, Gasket, Harold, Hubcap, Jean-clande, ladybird, mayor humdinger, mcsquidly, meow-meow, moby, mr. Mc turtle, Ruben, Sid, Speed mister, Sweetie, The cheetah, The copycat, Victoria and Infecti*
Mayor humdinger: *slams his fist on the table* I think we all know why I called you all here for.
Infecti: to bomb a country!?
*Infecti's eyes glisten with hope*
Mayor humdinger: what the hell? No! I'm talking about how we're gonna get rid of Ryder for good!
Infecti: oh.
Codi: Cous, you need to let go of tha-
Moby: wait, you two are cousins!?
*codi and Infecti look at Moby as if he had a turnip for a head*
Infecti: uh, yeah? Can you not tell?
Moby: well uh- uhm-
Mayor humdinger: *facepalms* ugh. Can we not argue!? We need to figure out how to get rid of Ryder.
Infecti: well I suggest we do how people did it in the olden days. Give 'em the ol' pump shotgun in the face and slice off his kne-
Harold knocked out Infecti before she could say anything else.
Harold: oookkay, ignoring the weasel girl for her psychotic methods, I suggest we send Ryder to the moon and leave him there for eternity
Codi: I second that! And all his obedient dogs, too!
Sweetie and Arrby shot a glare at Codi
Sweetie: what did you say, Codi?
Codi: uhhh, never mind. Just the pup that's most loyal to him, then.
Copycat: I third the moon plan!
Mayor humdinger groans
Mayor humdinger: I doubt we have the resources and legal documents to do that.
Codi: well, I have an invention that could do it.
Arrby: an invention that got you and your robot stuck on the moon, may I add.
Elly-dee: it's true, master. We did get stuck on the moon for awhile.
Codi groans before picking up Infecti by the wings and shaking her awake
Infecti: huh? Wha?
Codi: wake up, cousin.
Infecti: well you can blame little meteorite boy over there for knocking me out
Harold: that's because you're a psychopath you pathetic weasel.
Infecti: I'll show you who's PATHETIC!!
Infecti jumped at Harold with Ninja stars in her hands, ready to slice him up. But The cheetah and Victoria held her back.
Infecti: let me at 'em! Let me at that stupid boy!
Victoria: calm down, cross dresser! Doing that isn't going to work!
Infecti groaned and pushed dust off of her skirt before sitting back in her seat.
Mayor humdinger: anyways, following that attack. I say we throw him into the ocean and watch him be stuck there for a week
Moby: wouldn't work. He has two water pups that'll rescue him.
Mayor humdinger: bury him in snow?
Infecti: he has Everest and Tracker for a reason.
Mayor humdinger: drop him for a great height?
Infecti: believe me, I tried that 3 times in the past, and he got my little pup Skye to save him. Can you imagine that? He must've brainwashed her for something!
Butch: ms. Infecti, I doubt that's possibl-
Infecti: shut up your stupid lackey before I send you to another world!
At that moment, Infecti had a look of realization, it was like she figured out the mysteries of the ages, she stood there murmuring the worlds "another world..." for multiple minutes. Codi poked at her cousin's wings.
Codi: you alright there, fecti?
Infecti: that's it!
Infecti snapped her clawed fingers in excitement
Moby: what's it?
Mayor humdinger: tell us, Infecti! I need all ideas!
Infecti: well, all the ideas we have will have the blood on our hands. But why don't we get somebody else to do our dirty work?
Mayor humdinger tilted his head
Mayor humdinger: what do you mean by that?
Infecti: well, Codi and I can work together to make a gun that can bring people from other worlds to here. Like a portal gun! That way we can bring villains from other worlds here to take care of Ryder!
Codi: yeah, and it should only take a day or two to make it.
Mayor humdinger: wait, you can do that!?
Cassie: huh, looks like the little ones have big brains.
Infecti: oh, be quiet you single mother.
Cassie: hey! At-least my kids live at mine!
Infecti: go drown yourself or else I'll shoot you with a crossbow.
Mayor humdinger: enough you two. This plan is perfect! Ryder and the pups won't see this coming nor can they figure out how to defeat these characters. Infecti, Codi, when can you start building?
Codi: the soonest we can do it is in about 3 hours. My materials are in my house, which will take me a while to get there the quickest, which is Infecti carrying me there.
Mayor Humdinger: well, when you're finished, let me know so we can put plan.....hmm, what should we call this?
Gasket: plan multi?
Mayor Humdinger: Perfedt! So we can put Plan Multi to start and get rid of Ryder for good! Meeting dismissed!
After the meeting, Infecti grabbed Codi and began to fly to her place. On the way, they started a conversation.
Infecti: hey, Codi?
Codi: yeah?
Infecti: do you think this plan will backfire? Since most of the time, Ryder figures out a way to stop us villains, since most of my plans end up in me wither in the ocean, in lava or frozen in ice.
Codi: nope. Unless the machine malfunctions, or Arrby and Sweetie betray the villains like they did last time.
Infecti: well, if you say so. I just hope that it works so that I can have my Daughter dog to myself again.
Codi: don't worry, little elfilis. It'll be fine.
Infecti laughed, Codi had called her that since Infecti first got mutated, to reference the fact she had dna from the Kirby character named Fecto Elfilis. She laughed as they landed at Codi's house and went inside.
**chapter one. End!!!**
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