Imagine you are at the guitar store, I haven't thought of the name of the store. You, "Can I get my guitar Jet tuned up?" Jeff (the guy who owns the store), "Why do you name your guitar Jet?" You, "After the Wings song called Jet." Jeff, "You know you should call an airplane that but, I'll fix up Jet for you." You, "Awesome. While my guitar is being fixed can I use one of these guitars?" Jeff, "Sure, but just don't break them." Then you start playing While My Guitar Gently Wheeps By: The Beatles. You, "I look at you all and see the love there that's sleeping while my guitar gently wheeps. I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping still my guitar gently wheeps. I don't know why nobody told you how to unfold your love. I don't know how somebody controlled you they bought and sold you." Then you stopped singing and until you heard some British guy say, "Good job." You turned around and it was no random British guy, it was Paul McCartney.

You, "So, you heard me playing and singing on the guitar." Paul, "Yeah, I did. You have an amazing voice." You, "You think that I am talented?" Paul, "Yeah, I do. So, I'm having a birthday party tonight for one of my friends, I was wondering if you could come?" You, "Sure. What time does it start?" Paul, "It starts at 6:00 tonight. Maybe you could play the music at the party." You, "I guess I could." Paul, "Great so, I'll see you tonight." So, now it is 6:00 pm and you are already dressed. You, *speaks to your cat* "I hope this isn't too much but, if I want to make an impression. I know it's too much but, I might have a little bit of a crush on him. Okay, it's actually a huge crush. Oh, don't judge me, like you haven't seen how cute he is. Well, I have to go." So, now you are at the party and Paul greets you. Paul, "I didn't get your name, what is your name?" You, "My name is (your name)." Paul, "That is a very pretty name." Paul was trying to flirt with you all night at the party. You, *thinks to yourself* "Is Paul trying to flirt with me? I think he is."

Then, by the end of the night Paul kisses you and he asks you to be his girlfriend. Paul, "Will you be my girlfriend?" You, "But I thought that you were married?" Paul, "I know but, I lost feelings for her now I have feelings for you." You, "Yes, I will be your girlfriend!" Paul, "Your not going to scream are you?" You, "No, I'm not." Paul, "Since we are dating here is my phone number." So, now you and Paul are dating. Paul, "Would you like to perform for everybody?" You, "Sure." So, you start singing Big Barn Red and Paul randomly jump up on the stage to join in. After, the party was over you went home and the next you got a call from a music company. The note on your dresser says from Paul. Paul's Note, "You could thank me later. So, now you are famous and Paul is still your boyfriend.