Fucking hell?!
The Fuck is wrong with me?!

Shit, I either need to take some antidepressants or kill Luis.

Or maybe both, 'cus I bloody forgot Sunday.

Oh Luis, don't fuck up my life and I'll not end yours.

Luis.

He approached me today.
Asked if I liked his tie.
Said that its colour was Bone.

Unfortunately I had to say I liked it. It was fucking lovely.

He then gave me a parcel.

A fucking parcel for me.
Who does he think I am, a bloody schoolboy!?

Needless to say, I gave the parcel to Ranger.
She tore it apart and pulled the contents out.

Only did I then saw what it was.

It was a deep rich red tie.
It's colour was Bloody Love.

It was gorgeous.

Maybe I did fucking love this dickhead after all.

I look at the time.

I have an early shift with Luis tomorrow.

Why don't I get him a gift?

As a fucking thank you.