Natsu busted open the door.

"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lucy stood behind him. "Is this what he does all the time?" She whispered to Happy. Happy nodded and said, "Aye! That's Natsu for ya!"

The guild was nothing that Lucy had imagined in her wildest dreams.

It was so...

Chaotic.

Lucy smiled. "This is perfect!" She said, even though the chaos hadn't reached it's climax yet. A dude with only boxers on walked by her. Lucy's mouth opened in shock. "Okay, Flame-Brain, you're going down!" Gray said in his boxers. Natsu's fists were enveloped in fire. "NO WAY, ICE-STRIPPER!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with that, both mages proceeded to start battling each other.

Suddenly and unexpectedly, a person with orange hair and a green jacket picked her up bridal style and just by looking at her, assumed that she was a model.

He apparently abandoned her after his guildmates challenged him to join the fight.

Mira joined Lucy at watching the fighting, and Lucy had to fangirl. "OH MY GOSH YOU'RE THE ONE AND ONLY MIRA JANE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mira smiled at her. "Yep!" She said cheerfully.

The fighting mages then started using magic. "Magic? This may get a little tricky!" Mira said before a glass bottle hit her on the side of her head. "MIRA???? ARE YOU OKAY??????" Lucy panicked as she saw blood coming from the wound. "Yep, I'm fine!" Mira said as she fell on the ground, an anime ghost coming from her mouth. "MIRA!!!!!!!" Lucy yelled when she saw the ghost.

All of a sudden, a huge, black figure appeared behind Natsu. All of the fighting guild members were now running from the figure, but Natsu, even with his heightened senses, didn't notice the figure apparently. "HA!!!! YOU'RE ALL SCARED OF ME NOW!!!!!!!!! YA BETTER RUN!!!!!!!!!!" And then we come to Natsu's sad fate, where he is killed by stepped on by the black figure. Okay, just kidding. Natsu lives, but the figure did step on poor Natsu. "WHO WRECKED MY GUILD????????" The figure said. But then it noticed Lucy. "Oh, a new member?" Lucy nodded, sweating. Is this the Guild Master??? She thought in hysteria. But then, the guild master shrunk down...

And down...

And down.

Until he was about 3 feet tall. He held out his hand. "Hi there! I'm Master Makarov, the Guild Master of Fairy Tail! And I presume that you're the new member, aren't you? Who are you?" Lucy introduced herself. "I'm Lucy, and I'm a Celestial Mage!" She said, excited to get into the guild. "Why, hello there Lucy!" Makarov said, and then proceeded to jump onto the floor above, but hitting his back on the rail to prevent people from falling off the second floor in the process. He cleared his throat and then started to scold the entire guild.

"So you idiots have done it again! Just look at all these letters from the Council! First, Gray!" Makarov received a 'huh?' In response. "It's good that you rounded up that ring of smugglers, but afterward, you walked around the town in just your boxers! And you lost another set of clothes again!!!" Makarov sighed. "Elfman! While performing bodyguard service for a VIP, you ended up attacking said VIP!!!!!!!" Makarov got a 'He-made-a-crack-on-how-a-man-is-only-worth his-education!' Complaint. "Cana! You drank 15 full kegs of liquor at a certain tavern, falsely claimed it as 'expenses', and worse, SENT THE BILL DIRECTLY TO THE COUNCIL!!!!!!!!!!! Loke... You seduced the granddaughter of the senior Council member, Rage. And then Natsu... in bringing down the Devon Bandit Clan, you destroyed seven private homes! You brought down the Tuly Village's historic clock tower! The town of Freesia's church is completely demolished! You damaged a section of the Lupinus Castle! The observation station at the Nazuna Ravine is closed due to wanton destruction. And you leveled half of the harbor at Hargeon!

"Alzack...

Levy...

Krov...

Reedus...

Warren...

Bisca...

Etc..."

"All of you... have done nothing but make the Council angry at me!

...

But... the Council can eat crap for all I care! Listen!"

"Ours is a power that goes beyond the bounds of reason. But it is born out of reason itself. What we do is match the chi that flows between us... with the wavelengths of the world's natural chi. And take what is embodied in that union... using our force of will and concentration. More than that, we pour our entire soul into it to make what we call magic. If you spend time worrying about what those in authority think about you, your magic will never advance! So don't let those idiots on the Council intimidate you!

"FOLLOW THE PATH YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN!!!!!

THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A FAIRY TAIL WIZARD!!!!!!!!!"

After Makarov's speech, everyone cheered.

...

...

But...

...

This celebration was ended abruptly by somebody who opened the guild door.

The light was streaming in behind this person, so the only feature the guild could make out was that this person was short. Not as short as Makarov, maybe a foot taller than him.

The person walked into the guildhall, that went silent due to the sudden entry of the mystery person.

The atmosphere was filled with tension thick enough that you could cut it with a knife.

"Hey, it isn't very MANLY if you barge into somebody else's guild!" Elfman yelled at the mystery person.

The person in question lifted their head, revealing empty eye sockets. "so, what did you say about being manly?" The person said in a baritone voice as they stared straight into Elfman's eyes. No, his soul. The person had white hair and pale skin. Some of his hair was in front of the empty eye sockets. Elfman felt as if his evil deeds...

No...

His sins...

Were crawling up his back to haunt him for committing them.

Elfman shivered and decided to be quiet. "i thought so." The person said as they continued to walk.

The person was obviously a boy due to his voice and he was wearing a blue jacket with grey-white fluff around the collar and a hood with the same fluff lining the edges. The jacket was unzipped to show a white shirt underneath. He was wearing black shorts with a white stripe going down the front. The person was wearing white socks and pink slippers over them. The person's hands were shoved in his pockets.

Instantly, the stranger's empty sockets were filled with eyes, making everyone comfortable. The iris and pupils were black, so they looked like the same thing. "hey, is this fairy tail?" The stranger asked in the same baritone voice, which was pretty strange for his height. The tension in the atmosphere instantly evaporated like fog in the midday sun. Makarov nodded. "Why would you want to know?" Makarov questioned. "because," the stranger said. "i want to join. can i?" This took the entire guild aback. Makarov thought for a moment before responding. "How do I know that you aren't trying to trick us?" Makarov questioned. The stranger shrugged. "i guess we won't know 'till you let me join." He said.

Makarov sighed in defeat. "You may join. BUT only under a few circumstances. One: you will have to stay at the guild, but you will not be a member. I'm doing this so I can keep an eye on you. Two: you must do at least 1 job with one of the teams in this guild so that I can judge your loyalty."

Everyone could have sworn they heard the person mutter 'i thought i was the one who judges' or something along those lines while Makarov was talking.

"Three: these conditions apply to you for 6 weeks. Also, I'd like to know, who are you? And what kind of magic do you have?" The stranger shrugged before responding.

"well, my magic is a bit... how do i put this... different. as for my name? oh, well..."

The stranger took a deep breath before answering.

"it's sans."