Clyde's Gun


Clyde: Finally, after all these years! Clyde the Smiling Snatcher has... a gun.

Clyde: *starts randomly shooting*

Simon: Clyde! You're not supposed to have a gun.

Clyde: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, FARTFACE! *continues shooting*

Simon: Flock, it appears Clyde's gotten a gun. Listen, Flock. It's not safe to go alone. This is... a gun.

Clyde: I'LL SHOOT YOUR FAMILY!!!

Simon: There's only one thing to do now, Flock.

Simon: *pulls out his own gun*

Simon: Clyde's got a fucking gun, so will I.

Clyde and Simon: *having an intense shootout in the middle of the street*

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Bonus:

Simon: Saddle up, Flock!

Simon: *drops a shotgun in The Flock's wings*

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