I've been tagged by protag-kun to do this Q&A. I was a bit confused as to what it was about first (because they answered the questions in the style of a story) but now I get it. Thank the Wattpad gods for formatting.

ANYWHORE

1. Why did you get Wattpad? 

I got it because it was on sale. I'm joking. My friend introduced me to the site, because although she doesn't write, she's an avid reader—I think she showed me Storm and Silence, and even though I found the book a little boring (and didn't read on), it did inspire me to start posting my own work. 

2. What animal would you be?

Well, fuck. I don't know, a pigeon so I can shit an everyone I hate? Or maybe a Persian cat, so I can lounge around all day, play with yarn-balls, and get fed on my command. Those are the most beautiful cats imo. What I do know is that I would never want to be an endangered animal—altough they are beautiful, I rather not get killed by a hunter for me skin. 

3. Any food you can't live without?

The first two words of the question.

Also, lasagne. 

4. Any opinions on accurately feathered dinosaurs?

What the fuck type of question is that LOL This chicken-looking mofo right here looks legit:

5. Favorite gemstone?

Diamonds, because they're a girl's best friend. (Also because they're actually worthless, if it weren't for the fact that De Beers withheld them from the market, sky-rocketing the price. There are some gemstones that are supposed to be worth A LOT more than diamonds, because they're more scarce. The more you know ✨)

6. Any pets?

Unless you count the human I hold hostage in my basement, then no. 

7. If you could star in a remake of any movie, what would it be?

We all know that movie remakes usually suck, so I'd rather pass on that. I'm not an actress.

8. Last line of the last song you listened to?

I suggest that you cover your children's ears for this one: 

"Bring more bitches."

9. What's your favorite plant?

I love cherry trees because of their pink blossoms. 

10. If you had to pick a color to never see again, what would it be and why?

Anything neon. They're too bright and they hurt my eyes.

11. What's the worst book you read?

I've read way too many shitty books to retain my sanity. 

12. Favorite TV show and why?

Rupaul's Dragrace. I fucking love the creativity of all the contestants, the sass, the make-up...everything. 

13. Favorite time of day?

Night time. That's when you either a) go clubbing or b) sleep. 

Imma tag:

SkarlitDawn, Regular_Guy, Snigdha_Sk, TheBrownJade, OmaimaAkbar, and tranquilstars. 

Have fun!