In Child Development today we had to go on our phones and look up pregnancy apps and rate them. So my friend next to me downloads the app for shits and giggles and you had register an email so she did her dad's email but it doesn't end there. She finds this chat board where women talk about their pregnancies and stuff and I kid you not she put that she was 12 and pregnant. She also put a picture of Markiplier and said that it was a picture of her baby daddy. I fucking died at that part and was surprised that I didn't pee my pants from how hard I was laughing. I literally almost posted that she was my sister and that I was pregnant also and that Jacksepticeye was my baby daddy but I didn't.

But shit doesn't end there, oh no.

At lunch, another friend managed to ruin fishing for me. And I'm sure that many of you will use this against me. Or maybe you won't. Who even knows? Anyway, we somehow got into talking about the sims and she totally said, "I love it when they're having sex and the little chat bubble shows a fishing pole. It's just like, "He's talking about his rod.""

I ended up laughing but soon my mind ended up coming up with more sexual references that involved fishing, only ruining it more. I cringed when I thought, "He's reeling her in" and even more when I thought, "He used bait to do it."

Don't mind me. I'm a fifteen year old scarred by fishing because of her dirty-minded friends.

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