||Idiots Everywhere||






So like I was bored and I decided that I would try as see what happens when I add a 'u' in color because, you know, I'm American and my apparently my fucking country is too damn lazy to spell words like "color" and "favorite" with a 'U'. To be fair, I spelled it without a 'U' but that's beside the point because both spellings are technically correct. But no, my phone's an idiot and wants me to spell it the American way because 'Murica dammit or some shit along those lines. 

Do you really think that the stupidity ends here?  Because it doesn't. 

This happened a really long time ago but I was talking to my neighbor about something and I guess I was like giving her advice that somehow led to her saying (I'm not joking by the way), "There's THREE BILLION people in the world." 

Like, girl do you actually think that there are only three billion people in this world?? News flash: there's SEVEN billion. 

Does your brain hurt from the stupidity yet? No? Well, here's one last thing. 

So as you all know by now, I go to school with a bunch of idiots. Well, this shit happened: 

"So, how many STATES are in CANADA?" 

Oh. My. God. Bitch, do you actually believe that Canada has states? Because they don't. They have PROVINCES. 

But apparently this idiot had their friend that wasn't an idiot and said this: 

"Canada doesn't have states. They have provinces." 

This is the part where I breathe a sigh of relief knowing that not everyone in my school is a complete and utter moron. 

Then the dumb bitch replies, "What's the difference?" 

I was in so much pain. How can people be this stupid?? And Americans wonder why the rest of the world thinks that we're just a bunch of fat morons. News flash: It's because of stupid shit like this. 

I wonder what that dumb bitch would say if she ever found out that sometimes people spell words like color with a 'U'. I think her brain would explode. 

But anyway, rant about dumbasses over. 

||Sky|| 

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