You're reading and the author pulls shit like...

I decided that a good place to take her for our first day was Olive Garden (OMG I TOTALLY WENT THERE TO EAT DINNER WITH MY FAMILY TONIGHT! ISN'T THAT WEIRD??) since that was her favorite restaurant.

Like, not only do I (no offense but really, you need to wake up and realize that a lot of people feel this way) not care where you went to eat tonight but also, THIS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL! You don't see Stephan King (Let's use him for example) leaving in notes like "(Okay, I know that that the story is like super intense right now but give me a second because I have to take a shit.)

Note: I don't really care about any other kind of author's notes like you're taking a break or you're putting the story on hiatus or whatever. Just don't make it too many because I get annoyed if there's a ton of those.

But am I the only one bothered by this kind of thing?

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