Jeon Dickhead

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Today at 13:40

You, Mr. Jeon
Will be the death of me

Not the donuts?

You are giving me diabetes
Is this your way of killing me?
What do you want, really?
Do you want to be my friend?
Or do you want me dead?

You are being overdramatic again
However, if I could get any meaner
I'll choose the latter
But I'm not so...

You are unbelievable

Thanks, I guess
I promise to give you something
healthy tomorrow

Promise is a very strong word
I won't be surprised if I receive
a whole box of Hawaiian pizza

The disrespect
I do not like pineapples on my pizza
And I know what healthy means
So if you'll excuse me
I have to get back to work

Who doesn't even LOVE pineapples on pizza? Oh it's you and your crusty butt cheeks
You're leaving my overdramatic and beautiful self
to grieve alone?

Bye, Tae
AND
Don't call me Mr. Jeon when you say
goodbye, too

You got me there
Laters, Jeonnie boy

Why do I even try

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