[Father's Day Special]
Let's take a break from all the drama for a while now, shall we?

GC Name:
HELP A GAY OUT

Jeongguk
NO SEOKJIN HYUNG
THIS ISN'T A GC FOR AN ILLEGAL ACTIVITY

Seokjin
WELL DAMN, SUSAN
WHO TF PISSED ON UR FRUIT LOOPS
THIS MORNING?

Yoongi
Guys can you pls stfu
It's too early

Seokjin
Everything's too early for you 🙄

Jeongguk
Are u done

Yoongi
Just tell us what this is about

Jeongguk
So like, i kinda proposed to taehyung last night
WITHOUT A FUCKING RING

Jimin
YOU WHAT WITHOUT A WHAT NOW?

Jeongguk
I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT
I PANICKED OKAY?!

Namjoon
Guys, cut guk some slack
I mean people tend to forget all the time

Jeongguk
YES
THANK YOU NAMJOON HYUNG

Namjoon
But in Jeongguk's case, he's just...
helpless and dumb

Yoongi
Lmao
I always ask myself y someone would call themselves dumb when a whole Jeon Jeongguk exists

Hoseok
Not gonna lie but it's true tho

Jeongguk
Eye-
I need better friends

Jimin
Jeongguk sweaty,
we're your only friends

Jeongguk
All of you are not invited to my wedding
GOOD FUCKING BYE

Jimin
YOU CANT DO THAT YOU NEED ME
I WILL BE YOUR BEST MAN

Jeongguk
It's funny how you'd say that when a whole
Jeon-Kim Yeontan exists

Hoseok
Yeontan's a dog
Sorry to break it to u kid but he'll probably
just take a dump in the middle of the altar

Jeongguk
...
Any gay, I'm out bc I'm panic buying
So please tell me what suits taehyung's taste
the most okay?

Which one?
I'd like to keep it simple for now

Seokjin
Just say you're broke and GO

Jeongguk
OKAY IM BROKE AND WHAT ABOUT IT
But please guys
Yoongi hyung????

Yoongi
Huh,,,
It's funny 'cause none of that suits Taehyung's taste

Jeongguk
Oh fuck
Should i pick something else????

Yoongi
Wait i'll look for something

Jeongguk
MIN YOONGI IS THE ONLY BITCH IN THE HOUSE THAT I WILL EVER RESPECT

Yoongi
I am not a bitch
Fucking idiot
But yeah found something!!!

Hoseok
Ooooh send it here, hyungie!

Yoongi

Now that is Taehyung's taste
It comes in purple too!!!
Taehyung's fave color

Hoseok
ONANSKSKKSKSKSS OH MY DUCKIF F GOD

Seokjin
IM SORRY I SHOULDNT LAUGH BUTMSKSKSKSNSN THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Jimin
YOONGI HYUNG
TF

Namjoon
Okay so like how do you unsee?

Jeongguk
IM SO FUCKING DONE W ALL OF U
YOU WONT BE EATING CAKE AT MY WEDDING
BC Y'ALL ARENT INVITED

Yoongi
Huh bold of u to assume that when you'll be ordering cake from MY shop

Jeongguk
Who said we'll be ordering at YOUR shop?

Yoongi
NO
FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
JEON FUCKING JEONGGUK

posts on the blue bird app

happy father's day

"You seriously got me a fucking cock ring?" Taehyung asks in a hushed voice, his tone still a bit harsh as he stares at Jeongguk incredulously. Jeongguk just smiles at him widely, eyebrows wiggling as if mocking Taehyung's reaction.

"I mean, yeah, but does it fit though? I heard it's stretchable but I think it's better you let me try it on you-"

"No, I am not wearing that!" Taehyung huffs, turning his back against the younger. He gasps when Jeongguk presses his body closer to him, the younger's erection now brushing against his clothed ass.

"I can't fucking believe you got hard just because of that!"

"What can I say, baby? You're sexy when you're like this," Jeongguk whispers close to Taehyung's ears, nibbling the lobe, making Taehyung shiver and whimper from the sudden contact.

"Come on, Tae. Just one round," Jeongguk begs, his cock now aching for any kind of friction. He starts to roll his hips upward, making Taehyung moan.

"You horny motherfucker," Taehyung breathes out, now arching his back to meet Jeongguk's thrust. The younger takes that as a 'yes' so he immediately pulls Taehyung's pajamas off and just as he was about to finish coating his fingers up with lube, they hear a small knock outside their door.

"Fuck!" Jeongguk curses and Taehyung almost laughs at the expression the younger has on his face. "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Aw, is my baby throwing tantrums at me? It's not your lucky night tonight, lover boy. Maybe next time?" Taehyung grins at him mockingly, leaning in to kiss Jeongguk on the lips, and he may or may not have teasingly brushed the tip of his fingers on Jeongguk's erection, causing the younger to emit another string of curses.

"Please, make yourself presentable in front of your son," Taehyung warns him. Jeongguk was supposed to be annoyed, but the way Taehyung says it in a gentle voice suddenly makes him soft, well, except for his dick.

"Our son, love."

Taehyung beams widely, "Our son..."

Turns out that Storm had a nightmare in the middle of the night and he wanted to sleep with his fathers.

"I can't believe I just got blue-balled," Jeongguk mumbles bitterly before dozing off.

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🌻: this chapter was just to lighten up the mood or whatever hehe happy father's day to ur dads! uwu