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Today at 1:03

Okay what the hell was your tweet all about?
Explain.

You really don't want to know hyung
Skkskdks

Try me, bub
Or else this will be the end of our friendship

Ugh hyung please
NO

Spill it, kim taehyung
Or else...

Or else what

No more free tastes for you!

NOOOO
WHAT THE HELL HYUNG
Dont use that against me!!!

i'm sorry, tae
You've given me no choice

Why do you have to be so dramatic 🙄

Come on you dork!

Okay fine!
So do you remember about my other acct?
You know the nsfw one hehe 👉🏻👈🏻

Yeah, i remember
And i honestly still dont understand you made that account tbh
But my theory is that
maybe it's because youre a H O E

*Virgin hoe but whatever

WAIT
WHAT?
YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN?
HOW COME YOU ONLY TOLD ME NOW?!

idk maybe it's bc it's weird to go around
exposing my sex life regardless how close
i am with that person???
plus, do u really want to know about
my sexual activities? 🙄

Good point there, buddy

anyways
back to the topic!
i met someone there and he called
himself MY MASTER
and it was LOWKEY
no- HIGH-KEY HOT
I busted the 🅱️iggest nut of the century

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

BUT HYUUUNG
He fucking said p*ssy
(I'm censoring it since we're both allergic to that word)
so basically he thinks im a girl

oh god
don't tell me...

I can pretend you know :(
it's not like we're gonna meet in person 😋
he's mf straight so who am i to not give him what he wants? he's my master after all

Tae!
No. No catfishing!
You know what happens to people who catfish!

What happens exactly? 👉🏻👈🏻
but just trust me on this one hyung pls?
idk hyung but something feels different

Tae...

It's been so long hyung
I forgot how it feels like...

What?
To fall in love?

No.
To bust a good nut

fuck my life
This is why i want to be
a rock

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