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iMessage

Today at 10:04

So uh
Will yoongi hyung kill me
if like, i have something
for taehyung?

What do you mean by 'something?'

You know...
If i want to take him out on
dates or cuddle him to sleep
or give him flowers and chocolates
everyday and let him be Storm's
Papa?
Will he...
kill me?

HHHHHHHHH
YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?
RIGHT?
PLEASE TELL ME U'RE NOT SERIOUS

I AM serious...
That's why i'm asking you...

Okay wait
I'm gonna take my bed out for a swim

Chim
JIMIN
PARK FUCKING JIMIN

WHAT

...
you don't have a pool in your apartment

BUT
I have a bed

Eye-

[Delivered]

minnie @jmothy

laid ease and genitals, boy do i have some story to tell. one like and i'm gonna make a thread about my oomfs gay awakening

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minnie @jmothy
Wow this blew up so fast i haven't even started yet but skskkd okay, here it goes.

RM @jooniekim
You literally liked ur own tweet im-

minnie @jmothy
U hear sumnnn??? Ay knee way, so I have this oomf who was a h0moph0be note: WAS . But then things started to change when he met this cute little ball of sunshine uwu he was a jerk at first but he learned his lesson and started to change for the better +
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minnie @jmothy
Now oomf is asking me if my oomf will kill him bc he already feels something for my oomf's oomf. And i'm like:

bc we all know how my oomf is when it comes to his oomf so he'll probably end up being buried six feet under +
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minnie @jmothy
Now I've got this feeling that he'll make an effort to woo my oomf's oomf bc he's undeniably gay for him hehehe i hope things will end well for the two of them tho
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minnie @jmothy
THAT's ALL. I'm gonna be back for more updates uwu

Seokjin ☑️ @succjin
@jmothy Is everything okay at home?

Hoseok @hopeseok
Wow... this is... ridiculous i couldn't even understand a thing

Yoongi @syugar
Baby, are you sure you're okay?

Hoseok @hopeseok

Me after reading j****'s thread:

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Seokjin ☑️ @succjin
I don't deserve this slander

RM @jooniekim
Relatable

minnie @jmothy
You're just jealous bc your story telling skills are a whole 2/10

Hoseok @hopeseok
@jmothy Well, YOUR skills are nonexistent.

Yoongi @syugar
JUNG HOSEOK

Taehyungie @kthyng
Thank you 🌻🌹 It's not everyday that I get to receive flowers like these skkskd

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Yoongi @syugar
Huh,,, I wonder who gave you these

Hoseok @hopeseok
It's been 23 years since you've last had a date. It's about time 🤪

Seokjin ☑️ @succjin
Don't listen to Hoseok, bub. You're doing great!

RM @jooniekim
So uh, when's the wedding?

minnie @jmothy
Can someone please take Namjoon hyung away from here? PLEASE

mr. jeon 🐰

iMessage

Today at 10:32

Hey
I hope you like the flowers...

Like?
I love them.
Thank you, Jeongguk ☺️

So uhm
I was just hoping
If you'd like to go out sometime?
I mean i'd like to take you out to dinner
again... but this time... it's a date.

Are you playing with me?
The last time I know you kinda
pushed me away. You said that you weren't
ready for this. That you aren't ready for me
What's your deal?

AHA
So you did get upset bc of what i said
last time :/ I'm sorry, Tae
I was just really confused
I didn't know what to do and I can't even
tell Jimin hyung without him being
an ass about it
He keeps on teasing me and I'm fucking
desperate to clear out my feelings
Especially on how i feel towards u

Oh, guk
You don't have to force yourself
We'll take things slow, okay?
I know all of this is new to you
Let's just start by being friends

I mean, we already are, right?

Ofc, dumbo
I gotta go tho
I have little kids to take care of
Will you drop by later to pick Storm up?

I will
I'll see you then?

Of course
You can't get rid of me that fast
Laters, Mr. Jeon.
💖

Mayhaps my heart flipped a little

OH FUCK
WRONG MEME

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IT
IM SORRY

I'd pop a boner for you too
*heart boner
Oops my fingers slipped

STOP
MOCKING
ME

;)

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