dada bear 🐻

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Today at 11:04

dada bear 😩

[pretends not to see that endearment]
what is it?

Storm...
The kid's too adorable, hyung
He's too sweet
And he says he'd make me
his best friend :(

Huh
Do i have to fight a kid today?
No one can take my title as
the bestest best friend ever
I'm really gonna throw hands

HYUNG
He's just a kid 🙄
You dont have anything to worry
You're my only best friend 👉🏻👈🏻

Whatever
Knee way,
you can get attached to the kid
BUT not the father
Leave the father to me

Idk hyung, i'm scared
What if i get too attached?
What if the father takes Storm
away? i'm really fond of him :(

Hey
If the dad takes Storm away
and makes you cry
I just want to remind you that
I have a lot of savings in my bank acct

Where is this conversation even heading to?

I just want to remind you in case
I go to jail. Bail me out, ok?

HYUNG 🙄

I'm not even kidding, tae
I'll hurt someone back if they hurt you
I promised hoseok and your parents
that i'll protect you no matter what

What did i do to deserve you?
I must've saved a country in my past life :(

That's why
You should be grateful
And stop calling me
DADA BEAR

Okay... dada bear ☺️

YOU ARE GONNA BE
THE DEATH OF ME

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Yoonie 😽

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Today at 11:14

Yoongi hyung...
Hyung i know you're reading this
Don't ignore mochi!!!

What do you want?
I'm at work 😤

Nothing
I'm just here to tell you
That I love you so much
And that I'd gladly adopt
a lot of babies with you
and maybe some puppies?

Cute
I love you too, jiminnie
You know that, right?
Always 💜

You will always be my
Yoongummy bear smoochy poo
Forever ☺️

I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK
YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BOYFRIEND
AND IM BLOCKING YOU
GOODBYE

HYUNG
I'M JUST KIDDING!!!

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What the fuck

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